Omegle: Funny Chat Logs

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by _Chaz_, Mar 18, 2010.

  1. _Chaz_
    OP

    _Chaz_ GBAtemp's Official Mook™

    Member
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    Sep 12, 2009
    United States
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

    You: I am 12 and what is this?
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hey?
    Stranger: this is omegle and you talk to random strangers and im 14 and a gurl and who are you??
    You: I am lost and scared.
    Stranger: wow
    You: 5 people asked me about my... down place.
    Stranger: what??
    You: I'm scared and I want my mommy.
    You: I have abandonment issues.
    Stranger: ok go get her
    You: Please don't leave me here alone.
    Stranger: ok?
    You: (this is the part where you leave and I post this on a forum to be funny)
    Stranger: haha ok

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  2. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    Jun 18, 2009
    Italy
    Charlotte's maze
    Damn...I put some in the shoutbox...but I can't be arsed to find them v_v
     
  3. Midna

    Midna Banned

    Banned
    6
    Apr 13, 2008
    Albania
    Stranger: helllllllo (;
    You: Hello mate. Do you want to join the Church of Scientology?
    Stranger: DISCONNECTING!!!!!!!!

    You: What is love?
    Stranger: baby don't hurt me?
    You: Don't hurt me
    Stranger: no more?
    You: *Nods approvingly*
     
  4. pokeboy100

    pokeboy100 Advanced Member

    Newcomer
    2
    Jul 14, 2008
    United States
    New York City
    Stranger: hi
    You: Oh shit! It's a lion!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    they did a good job at running to the car.
     
  5. EpicJungle

    EpicJungle stop browbeating me can't you see i'm sexy

    Member
    2
    Aug 28, 2009
    Canada
    LMAO!!!
    Best stranger ever.
     
  6. EpicJungle

    EpicJungle stop browbeating me can't you see i'm sexy

    Member
    2
    Aug 28, 2009
    Canada
    You: what is air?
    Stranger: türk ar?yorum
    You: turk some chick
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    So.. I encountered the same person twice..

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: honey nut cheerios
    Stranger: türk ar?yorum
    You: turk some chick
    Stranger is typing...
     
  7. Zarkz

    Zarkz GBAtemp Fan

    Member
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    Oct 9, 2007
    United States
    King Taco
    I was kinda offensive in mine, but I didn't actually mean anything I said.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  8. Maplemage

    Maplemage ಠ_ಠ

    Member
    3
    Sep 23, 2008
    Why would you care?
    Step One: www.Omegle.com

    Step two:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Step three: ???

    Step Four: PROFIT!
     
  9. The Ey Man

    The Ey Man Member

    Newcomer
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    Apr 7, 2010
    I just clicked the link, chatted and got this. Hope its good enough though [​IMG] [To increase interest, it's about aliens and dinosaurs.]

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  10. ShadowSoldier

    ShadowSoldier GBAtemp Guru

    Member
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    Oct 8, 2009
    Canada
    I can't post, only describe.

    Whenever I go on there, I pretend I'm an 11 year old girl named jessica. But most of the time the guy doesn't ask what my age is. And I start leading them on and stuff, and they start getting eerily turned on and saying stuff. Then out of no where, I'll say "brb, my 'rentz are comin." then they go "how old r u?" and I say 11. Then they go "DUDE WTF?! YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS SITE! OMFG! IM SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT STUFF! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!! IF THERE'S ANY COPS WATCHING! I SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR THE NAME FIRST!!!"

    I calm them down then go "dude.. im a 21 year old guy. You sick creep."

    Then go "oh fuck fuck fuck. fuck you man! fuck you!"

    and I laugh [​IMG]

    It's amazing the number of people who just want some poon and won't even ask for the age of the partner.
     
  11. DarkShinigami

    DarkShinigami #1 strongest Shinigami BANKAI

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    Sep 12, 2009
    United States
    Soul Society
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  12. _Chaz_
    OP

    _Chaz_ GBAtemp's Official Mook™

    Member
    5
    Sep 12, 2009
    United States
    By far my most productive Omegle experience.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  13. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

    Member
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    Oct 28, 2010
    Netherlands
    alanjohn check ur pm
     
  14. slimemachine

    slimemachine Member

    Newcomer
    1
    Sep 12, 2009
    United States
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: die
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. GundamXXX

    GundamXXX Ergo Ego

    Member
    2
    Sep 25, 2007
    Australia
     
  16. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

    Member
    1
    Oct 28, 2010
    Netherlands
    alanjohn check ur pm
    I only get pedos and assholes :
     
  17. PeregrinFig

    PeregrinFig A miserable little pile of secrets

    Member
    1
    Jun 18, 2010
    United States
    Michigan
    I've had some awesome Omegle experiences, but sometimes I'd go on there to try and mess with someone and realize I had nothing planned out, so they'd say "Hi" and I'd think "Shit, I'm not sure what to say now". Everyone on Omegle is either a troll or a very horny teenager. There are no exceptions to this rule.

    Once I found one of those perverts, pretended to be an 18-year-old horny girl from the same state as him, got his cell number, and used a site that sends anonymous texts (which was shut down from too many people just using it to troll, which is all it was good for) to send him all kinds of strange texts. Good times.
     
  18. Langin

    Langin HI! ^O^

    Member
    9
    Jul 29, 2008
    Netherlands
    The Hague
    Stranger: hi, m 19, australia
    You: Hi, gay, m, Holland
    You: xD


    You: Hi!
    Stranger: Hello
    Stranger: Asl
    You: Wut?
    Stranger: M or f
    You: M
    Stranger: Age
    You: 16
    Stranger: Where r u from
    You: US
    Stranger: Oh cool
    You: You?
    Stranger: Same [​IMG] except a girl
    You: xD
    You: Cool!
    Stranger: Oh ok?
    Stranger: Jk
    Stranger: No I'm sorry I'm lying to u hahahahahahaha
    You: xD
    Stranger: I'm not 16... Yet!
    Stranger: And I'm from canada
    You: Nah Canada is much better!
    Stranger: Hahaha yes it is
    You: [​IMG]
    Stranger: Where in the states
    You: Boston
    Stranger: Oh cool
    Stranger: I've never been there
    You: Its great!
    Stranger: That's great lol
    You: So many guys who look so sexy! [​IMG]
    Stranger: But! I have to go byeeee
    You: Cya!

    Me-=lier!
     
  19. Sausage Head

    Sausage Head Lord Sausage LXIX

    Member
    1
    Oct 28, 2010
    Netherlands
    alanjohn check ur pm
     
  20. BobTheJoeBob

    BobTheJoeBob The most optimistic person on the temp. :)

    Member
    3
    Aug 2, 2009
    London
     
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