Omegle: Funny Chat Logs

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Mar 18, 2010

Omegle: Funny Chat Logs by _Chaz_ at 10:13 PM (8,813 Views / 0 Likes) 62 replies

  1. _Chaz_
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    Step One: http://omegle.com/

    Step Two: Say "Hello"

    Step Three: ?

    Step Four: Profit




    Here are a few I just got done with:




    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi
    Stranger: Only gays touch the keyboard
    You: Alright...
    You: Onscreen keyboards are awesome.
    You: Fag

    You have disconnected.




    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: Whatever you want.
    You: [​IMG]
    Stranger: hmmm...
    Stranger: that's too open of an answer.
    You: Or maybe you're too close-minded.
    Stranger: lol
    You: olo
    Stranger: or maybe my mind is set on one thing.
    You: What would that be?
    Stranger: a horny female.
    You: Again, whatever you want.
    Stranger: are really a female though?
    You: I can be...
    You: If that's what you want.
    You: Isn't playing God awesome?
    Stranger: then what would you do to me if you were?
    You: Whatever you want
    Stranger: you tell me
    You: In this world, you control all.
    Stranger: since you're playing god and all.
    You: You're the one playnig God, unless you want me to be...
    Stranger: i do
    You: Well, fuck! I'm God, why am I talking to you? I have shit to do!

    You have disconnected.




    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hey
    You: How was it?
    Stranger: Oh it was awesome
    You: That's always nice to hear
    Stranger: Oh yeah:)
    You: I'm gald you liked it [​IMG]
    Stranger: [​IMG]
    You: Wanna go again?
    Stranger: Ohh yeah
    You: Okay, here it goes...
    You: Ready?
    Stranger: Yeah
    You: Okay, I attack space B7.
    You: Hit?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     


  2. soulx

    Member soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    Uh...

    There is a thread in the EoF like this.
     
  3. Defiance

    Member Defiance oh my god.. it's full of trading cards...

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    Hahaha, I love the last one. [​IMG] But yeah, there is an EoF thread somewhere around... (Woo, free post!)
     
  4. TwinRetro

    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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  5. Danny600kill

    Member Danny600kill xD

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    haha the last one is amazing
     
  6. _Chaz_
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    links please?
     
  7. kommieg

    Newcomer kommieg Newbie

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    You: did they send you in to monitor me?
    Stranger: what do you mean?
    You: dont play coy
    You: i know youre with the feds
    Stranger: freak
     
  8. ProtoKun7

    Global Moderator ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Just now:


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    You have disconnected.
     
  9. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey
    Stranger: Are you a douchebag?
    Stranger: or a bitch?
    You: neither
    Stranger: cause if so, I don't wanna talk to you?
    Stranger: Same thing if you're some creepy old person
    Stranger: Or a girl
    You: 18, guy
    Stranger: or annoying as fuck
    You: not looking for cybering
    Stranger: Works for me=D
    Stranger: Finally =D
    You: yeah there are a bunch of weirdos here
    Stranger: Sup?
    You: nothing really. waiting for some stuff to download so I can get on with some college work
    You: you?
    Stranger: Thatss cool, where do you go?
    Stranger: and listening to music
    You: its a community college in the nearby area
    Stranger: ooh
    You: well all colleges in the UK are pretty much comm colleges
    Stranger: thats cool
    Stranger: Dudee, you live in the UK
    Stranger: day made =D
    You: really?
    Stranger: Yes
    You: How so? Are they something of a rarity but once chatted to online grant magical powers?
    Stranger: I wish lol
    You: Me too [​IMG]
    Stranger: You're just automatically ten times cooler than USA people
    Stranger: and like 20 times cooler than Asians
    Stranger: and 50 times cooler than people from South America
    You: dunno, America is pretty rad
    You: less commies more nukes
    Stranger: No, not at all lol
    Stranger: loll win
    You: also a government that might cheat its people temporarily, but would never think of bleeding the country dry.
    Stranger: We have no money currently, and the money we don't have, we're giving to haiti, they're bleeding us dry
    You: plus elected officials! How fun are those? We don't have those over here [​IMG]
    Stranger: haha I'm awaree lol
    Stranger: But prince harry is gorgeous, so win for you guys
    Stranger: lol
    You: plus at least your money is going to haiti, we have no money, and money we don't have the government is spending on houses for their pet ducks
    Stranger: loll
    You: also prince harry, which one was that?
    Stranger: The younger one lol
    Stranger: red hair
    You: oh right the one who dressed up like a nazi
    Stranger: Yeah, thats him lol
    You: makes sense, they are german after all
    Stranger: Wouldnt know lol
    Stranger: Ya know, I
    Stranger: ve never met a smart person on here
    Stranger: lol, typing failur
    Stranger: *failure omg lol
    You: lol
    You: well with 6145 users online according to my clock there must be a few at least
    Stranger: I mean until now, haha that couldve been taken as me saying something mean lol
    Stranger: Really, I only have 6138
    Stranger: lol
    You: 6106 now
    Stranger: brb
    You: k
    Stranger: I'm back
    Stranger: But now I'm leaving
    You: k
    Stranger: facebook me
    Stranger:
    Stranger: byee
    You: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Aww yeah [​IMG]

    edit: haha reading over it I just realised when I said the officials weren't elected, she (or he-troll) must have thought I was talking about the royals, who are completely powerless anyway :/.
     
  10. ProtoKun7

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hurr
    Stranger: asl
    You: hurr?
    Stranger: ???
    You: derp
    Stranger: where r u from
    You: herp derp
    Stranger: **** u
    You: durr
    You: hurr durr
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    I think I'm using a pattern...[​IMG] (Censoring was my own)
     
  11. Forstride

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  12. Lacius

    Member Lacius GBAtemp Psycho!

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello.
    Stranger: Hola
    Stranger: do you like dogs
    You: They're okay.
    You: I'm more of a cat person.
    Stranger: fuck your asshole
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  13. Forstride

    Member Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    [​IMG] All that over favoring cats over dogs (I do too, but still)...

    I have another one:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    More:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Best one, but it's kind of vulgar:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Lol:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  14. ZeroPF

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    This man has obviously not played Mass Effect 2

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: can you do me a favor? I’m on this really cool website fuzzy kittens.com. It’s a great site with games, music videos and prizes. I'm trying to invite people to the site so I can become a special status member. You reach special status once you get 20 people and it unlocks more content. I’m so close I only need 2 more... can you sign up? I'll send you an invitation email, it takes 30 seconds and it's free. You can even put fake personal info if you want. Just give me your email and I’ll send the invite right away. Thank you!
    Stranger: please help
    You: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
    Stranger: sure
    Stranger: I appreciate it
    Stranger: calibrating what?
    You have disconnected.
     
  15. _Chaz_
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    lawl, omg these are too funny!


    edit:

    BROOKLYN RAGE!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Overlord Nadrian

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    They see me trollin'...

     
  17. mrfatso

    Member mrfatso That guy!!

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    i remember my friend did this.

    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: 20,F, China
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    and he did this for a few times, everytime he mentioned china... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  18. Law

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    You: hey
    Stranger: we meet again, batman.
    You: Captain America
    You: how are you today?
    Stranger: Oh, you know. The usual..
    You: Seen Spiderman recently? Haven't heard from him in a while and wondered if he might want to go out partying sometime
    Stranger: Yeah, he was last hunting down the green goblin. Heard from Wonder Woman?
    You: Last I heard she had an STD
    Stranger: ouch
    Stranger: :/ must be from the Joker
    You: Probably
    Stranger: what about Super Man? D:
    You: Didn't he get Kryptonite poisoning the other month?
    Stranger: I think so. I think I might have heard that from Robin.
    You: oh
    You: I'm sorry to have to say this but
    You: Robin died in a motorcycle accident last week
    Stranger: .... NOOOOO! poor robin D:
    Stranger: was it your reckless driving, Batman? D:
    You: He tried to cut me off
    Stranger: tsk tsk. was he driving under the influence again?
    You: as usual
    You: he sure did hit the bottle pretty hard during those last few weeks
    Stranger: that's too bad, really. :/
    You: such a waste of young life
    Stranger: he was such a good young lad.
    You: Anyway I need to go deal with the Riddler, he says that if I can't solve his puzzle him and the Scarecrow are going to kill an orphanage full of children
    Stranger: Oh dear. I have to go save Hawkgirl from that window she flew into.
    You: She still doing that?
    Stranger: So until next time, Batman. Farewell.
    Stranger: oh yes, indeed.
    You: Goodbye for now, old friend.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  19. Forstride

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOL:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  20. _Chaz_
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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Just thought that I'd troll this topic back up.
    I posted several more on another site... I should really post them here as well.
     

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