Step One: http://omegle.com/ Step Two: Say "Hello" Step Three: ? Step Four: Profit Here are a few I just got done with: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Only gays touch the keyboard You: Alright... You: Onscreen keyboards are awesome. You: Fag You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: Whatever you want. You: Stranger: hmmm... Stranger: that's too open of an answer. You: Or maybe you're too close-minded. Stranger: lol You: olo Stranger: or maybe my mind is set on one thing. You: What would that be? Stranger: a horny female. You: Again, whatever you want. Stranger: are really a female though? You: I can be... You: If that's what you want. You: Isn't playing God awesome? Stranger: then what would you do to me if you were? You: Whatever you want Stranger: you tell me You: In this world, you control all. Stranger: since you're playing god and all. You: You're the one playnig God, unless you want me to be... Stranger: i do You: Well, fuck! I'm God, why am I talking to you? I have shit to do! You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey You: How was it? Stranger: Oh it was awesome You: That's always nice to hear Stranger: Oh yeah You: I'm gald you liked it Stranger: You: Wanna go again? Stranger: Ohh yeah You: Okay, here it goes... You: Ready? Stranger: Yeah You: Okay, I attack space B7. You: Hit? Your conversational partner has disconnected.