Step One: http://omegle.com/
Step Two: Say "Hello"
Step Three: ?
Step Four: Profit
Here are a few I just got done with:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Only gays touch the keyboard
You: Alright...
You: Onscreen keyboards are awesome.
You: Fag
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Whatever you want.
You:
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: that's too open of an answer.
You: Or maybe you're too close-minded.
Stranger: lol
You: olo
Stranger: or maybe my mind is set on one thing.
You: What would that be?
Stranger: a horny female.
You: Again, whatever you want.
Stranger: are really a female though?
You: I can be...
You: If that's what you want.
You: Isn't playing God awesome?
Stranger: then what would you do to me if you were?
You: Whatever you want
Stranger: you tell me
You: In this world, you control all.
Stranger: since you're playing god and all.
You: You're the one playnig God, unless you want me to be...
Stranger: i do
You: Well, fuck! I'm God, why am I talking to you? I have shit to do!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: How was it?
Stranger: Oh it was awesome
You: That's always nice to hear
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: I'm gald you liked it
Stranger:
You: Wanna go again?
Stranger: Ohh yeah
You: Okay, here it goes...
You: Ready?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Okay, I attack space B7.
You: Hit?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Step Two: Say "Hello"
Step Three: ?
Step Four: Profit
Here are a few I just got done with:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Only gays touch the keyboard
You: Alright...
You: Onscreen keyboards are awesome.
You: Fag
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Whatever you want.
You:
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: that's too open of an answer.
You: Or maybe you're too close-minded.
Stranger: lol
You: olo
Stranger: or maybe my mind is set on one thing.
You: What would that be?
Stranger: a horny female.
You: Again, whatever you want.
Stranger: are really a female though?
You: I can be...
You: If that's what you want.
You: Isn't playing God awesome?
Stranger: then what would you do to me if you were?
You: Whatever you want
Stranger: you tell me
You: In this world, you control all.
Stranger: since you're playing god and all.
You: You're the one playnig God, unless you want me to be...
Stranger: i do
You: Well, fuck! I'm God, why am I talking to you? I have shit to do!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: How was it?
Stranger: Oh it was awesome
You: That's always nice to hear
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: I'm gald you liked it
Stranger:
You: Wanna go again?
Stranger: Ohh yeah
You: Okay, here it goes...
You: Ready?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Okay, I attack space B7.
You: Hit?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.