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I love his reactions, though her one at the end was priceless.

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"you're welcome to come. I'd be happy if you did"
Isn't that the complete opposite of what they intended?

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Not all of us can afford to have someone come in and do it for us. Try to be a bit more considerate OK.
 
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I love his reactions, though her one at the end was priceless.

Also
"you're welcome to come. I'd be happy if you did"
Isn't that the complete opposite of what they intended?

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Not all of us can afford to have someone come in and do it for us. Try to be a bit more considerate OK.

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