I read your post the first time, and Adeka already told you: Real memory cards never worked. If you can't prove that it worked at some point then it's pointless to argue about this. I remember clearly that Crediar said (can't remember in which thread) that it would require to be patched perfectly otherwise it would corrupt the physical memory card, so it's probably too much work for what it's worth, otherwise it would be done already.
I wish I could help but it worked fine for me, at this point the only thing I could suggest is deleting everything but one file from the cache list, if it still doesn't work, replace that file with another random one. if it still doesn't work, then it probably won't work no matter what you change.