Nintendo DSi Review

[AlanJohn]

nintendo dsi revwiew
a review written by anal john​

just arrived in the mail
opened envelope, the Nintendo DSi device slipped out of it (it didn't came in a box) and it fell on the ground. the screen was broken before i opened it (because there was no shipping protection) but when it fell the buttons broke. fortunately it took 2 weeks to arrive and the warranty only was for 1 week and 6 days so i luckily can't return it. the manual said i needed to insert the Nintendo DSi device in the bootload upgrade, but it didn't came with the bootload upgrade usb 2.0 device thing for windows 96. so i had to go to the local /b/mart and buy one for €99.95. luckily the device worked like a charm, so as far as that nothing was wrong with anything at all. i wanted to download the software (did not came with the device) but the site (http:\\²/nintnedo.com.cn.freewebs.com/free_phishing_pages.com/ was offline (it displayed "this website has been taken down by freewebs because it violates the terms of service"). after yahoo searching i found 4chan.org/b/trolldevices/classic/firmware/english/download.html and the firmware bricked the system. I am glad I bought the product, as it has functioned very well, except the small flaws i've experienced so far. I managed to trade my Nintendo DSi for a Nintendo 3DS for just €499.99 at the /b/mart that helped me with the bootload device. the program was preflashed and there was an upgraded manual. I was very happy i ordered the troll classic from gbatemp.net and i will definately consider buying other products here. In total i spent €900 for the device.

unfortunately the device slipped out of my pocket while boarding the metro so i lost it on the second day i bought it
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Rating:

 

[ShadowSoldier]

This is stupid, NOBODY has Windows 96, IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET!

 

[AlanJohn]

ok i have written very nice review.
I can has staff membership?

 

[Foxi4]

iLIEK. I give this

, but needs moar hentmei.

 

[AlanJohn]

iLIEK. I give this

, but needs moar hentmei.

There have been already 4 different versions of the new hentmei installment, aka "Requiem for an Abnocto", "Velvet piss", "r1ng x mama chp2", and "Big Sausage (Head)". They are all incomplete and only 1 will come this year, but in a new hand-drawn style.
Honestly, I can scan the images and post them in the next 5 minutes but it will suck. The only thing I am waiting for is to get a graphical tablet to draw-out the hentmei in amazing quality so that hentmei can qualify as true webcomic material, and possibly even get front-paged on reddit. That is why I had made people to donate moneys to me, because I do not want to pay money to entertain you, because I am a sinister asshole who thinks only about money. Motherfucker, I was drawing hentmei's before you were born. Do you think drawing hentmei is easy? Hell no, it isn't. It consists of writing, thinking, writing scripts, imagining the post-publish and re-thinking every singly fucking flaw. Bitches be whining about there shit, I created the hentmei, and I can kill it!Nulla quis malesuada metus. Nam non lectus sed metus hendrerit ultrices vitae eu purus. Aliquam erat volutpat. Etiam vel massa odio. Donec id est ipsum, non facilisis turpis. Nulla vel nisi at odio suscipit vulputate. Pellentesque eget pulvinar urna. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aenean mollis cursus tempor. Etiam consectetur nibh ac ante varius vel dapibus leo pretium.
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tl;dr
It will come out soon.