Need your help!

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Dec 6, 2008

Need your help! by Little at 3:01 PM (933 Views / 0 Likes) 7 replies

  1. Little
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    So its secret santa time again - and I'm going to make the guy I got an "Xmas Survival kit"... basically a decorated jar with little cheap things you need to survive xmas!

    So far it will contain -

    A pair of socks.
    Paracetamol/painkillers
    A mini bottle of alcohol (you know those really cute ones you get)
    A packet of mints/breathe fresheners
    A penny (so that he isnt left penniless after xmas)
    Some chocolates
    A condom (ha!)


    Soooo......... can anyone think of anything cheap and appropriate to put into it??
     
  2. Law

    Member Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    More than one mini bottle of alcohol.

    That wouldn't even get me through a day, let alone let me survive.

    He'll probably want something to block out all the noise, though. Ear plugs?
     
  3. Little
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    its more a joke than anything practical [​IMG] and the price limit is £5 for the whole thing =p

    Posts merged

    Ear plugs is a good one =D
     
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    Uhm, a toothbrush and toothpaste after all the sweets? Or maybe anti-dyspepsia medicine?
     
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    Stones to throw at chavs...
    and sleeping drugs... to put you to sleep and others perminently asleep...
     
  6. Little
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    haha! its coming along so well =D

    little bottle of vodka from the paper store.
    random xmas sweeties from the pound store.
    some proplus (caffine pills)
    paracetamol
    condom
    some really tacky novelty xmas red boxers (from the pound store)
    rain poncho
    Mints

    my friend is picking me up some ear plugs from his work =D

    found an awesome tacky reindeer gift holder thing (designed for bottles) its got felt eyes/buttons/ears type thing... so awesome and tacky for holding the stuff =D
     
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    if he smokes , a cigarette and 2 matches

    vaseline lol
     
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    Hand warmers
    If you got breath mints, why not have dental floss as well? [​IMG]
     

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