Alright folks. To start, thanks "helmet_" for the link. The good news is I was testing things correctly. Everything that should be connected is properly connected. Everything that should not is not.
Moving on, I picked up another 3DS XL today. They had the special Zelda edition in store and the impulse buy got me. Anyway, soldered that up and I am exactly where I was with the previous DS. That is to say, nowhere.
Below are some pics with some descriptions.
So I did two minor thing. First, I did NOT cut the pins on the card. I figured it would give me a large surface eara for soldering and a place for the solder to pool (in the springy U part of the pins). I don't see an issue with this, but since I haven't glued anything I can always still change it. Looking at the solder points, none are touching, and a multimeter test confirms this, so there shouldn't be an issue there I don't think?
I also went ahead and colo coded each wire with some permanent marker. I did this to double, triple, and quadruple ensure that everything was going to the correct place. You should be able to clearly match the wires from the motherboard to the micro SD adapter just by looking at these pics.
The DS boots just fine when the card is not in a erader. When it IS in a reader, it blue screen boots. Plugging it into the pc gives me the little "ding-a-ling" sound when plugged in, but does not prompt anything else. I tried the USB manager. I have tried THREE different external car readers and one internal card reader. NONE seem to work.
If I wasn't this stubborn I'd have given up by now. But I will not!
