My Battle with the Corona Virus

[SG854]

So the other day I saw someone cough, then I though this was my chance. So I went to the area where the cough happened and I said, "hey Corona Virus stop being a bully and stop killing people." So I clenched my hand into a fist and I began to punch the Corona Virus. I swung at the air where the cough happened and I tried to hit it as hard as I can. "Take this, and this, and that" I shouted. But in the end I have lost the battle. Because a few days later I was diagnosed with the Corona Virus.

 

[nashismo]

Understandable, specially when the virus is faker the a 3 dollar bill. Also, it is easy to test positive of the Covid19, when the test they are using is checking for "exosomes" which all humans have in their cells, check this video by Doctor Andrew Kauffman:

 

[x65943]

Kauffman

What a name for a corona virus denier

 

[m_babble]

The thing about this scenario is the hoaxers have a real chance of dying and/or killing their friends and family members as a consequence of their actions. Not something you want to be wrong about. Have fun going down that rabbit hole.

 

[JuanMena]

Coronavirus = Blue dress lady
@SG854 = Way Are U Roning?

What a name for a corona virus denier

Choose your destiny Kauffman

"So, I was in a plane with a lady, and the lady coughed. I punched her in ther face, and I took a trip to the nearest emergency room in Uganda.
I did the test and I didn't had Coronavirus.
I got positive for Cancer"
-everyone laughs-

"So, this family attends a Talent show in Tijuana... and the Talent Agent asks them: What's your talent?
And soon after, the lady gets naked, and the father gets naked too. And the children gets naked too.
Then, the dog comes in, and the son starts likcing the *** of the dog. And then, the father, puts his entire fists on the lady's *** and the dog starts licking the ****** of the lady, and then, one of the children starts to piss everywhere, and then, they **** themselves, and everyone starts to lick the **** and then, the father **** and it starts to drip out of the mom's ****** and then everyone starts licking each other's ***** and then, one of the children starts to fist the dog's *** and there was blood all over the floor, and the daughter starts licking the blood and ****** herself, and the son starts licking the blood of the dog and the **** of the daughter while the parents are eating the *** of the dog and the children, and then, they start to **** each other, and they start to sweat, ew the nasty sweat, and they start to drink the blood of the dog and the **** of the mother and the *** of the father, and then they start to spank each other's **** and then they finish each other.
Talent Agent says: Interesting show. What's the name of it?
The Aristocrats!.
-everyone laughs-

 

[The Catboy]

That'sn the most American story I've ever heard