More Microsoft leaks

[Jayinem]

Phil Spencer: Since we failed to buy Nintendo, we'll just make a ripoff of Mario Bros., we'll call it Wario Bros.

Phil's little helper monkey: What about Wonky Kong

Executive: We already acquired the real Donkey Kong when we acquired Rare 20 years, why the F haven't we made any games with it?

Phil Spencer: new Donkey Kong confirmed. Hey let's buy Sony

Executive: We tried they won't sell to us

Phil: Then we'll just buy Japan

 

[x65943]

If Microsoft (a us corporation) buys Japan, can we make it the 51st state (before DC and Puerto Rico) and make Schwarzenegger governor?