So like. this guy like. Found a Majoras Mask cartridge that was like obviously a shitty like Pirate copy which was like haunted apparently then he was all like "Damn I should like, buy this really weird copy of Majoras Mask from this weird person instead of like buying a copy on Ebay for $10". And so he like did.
And then like oh my gosh spooky shit happend like the happy mask salesman was all like "HUE HUE HUE YOU'RE A DUMBY" and then link was all "aaaaah" and had hyperrealistic eyes.and then like the song of healing was playing backwards.
AND THEN SUDDENLY A SKELETON POPPED UP UT OF NOWHERE AND WAS ALL "ROAR I AMA DEAD SKULL I WILL MAKE YOU INTO BOOGERS AHHHHH"
And then everyone died. the end.