Not gonna lie but those analogies were painful to read. But i guess it gets the point across, in a wayWhy don't we have a facepalm emote?
So you're basically saying your horse and buggy is fast enough and you don't trust this new fangled thing called a car?
You want to use the air conditioning, radio, and GPS, but it doesn't work on your horse and buggy? You even got a cool whip for it.
The payloads are arm9loaderhax payload. They need arm9loaderhax (a9lh) to launch. With a9lh, they are just files.