Long time no bacon!

[Veho]

The Baconnaise

"So we set out on another bacon-flavored adventure. Could we make a mayonnaise product that met our own high bacony standards? Could we get people as excited as they were for Bacon Salt (for which shrines have been built and songs have been written)?

It was at that point that we began a very unhealthy morning routine: eat a slice of bacon, try a version of Baconnaise, eat a slice of bacon. Compare. Improve. Repeat. Over the 6 months it took us to make Baconnaise, we estimate that we probably ate 20 pounds of bacon, consumed 5 large jars of mayonnaise and took 2 years off of our lives – looking for that exact and delicious flavor that we would be proud to call Baconnaise.

And then we did it. We tasted the smooth and slightly smoky taste that would henceforth be known as Baconnaise, The Ultimate Bacon Flavored Spread. We put it on sandwiches, salads, dips, fish, chicken, burgers and more. And they were all delicious!"

 

[Szyslak]

Oooooo... awesome. I might have to go a little out of my way to get it, but I'll definitely try it. Probably limited availability in Croatia huh? Let me know if you need some shipped.

BTW, I was in Wendy's last week, and I heard the counter person call to the back "Baconator, with extra bacon." So have no fear, a certain bone wielding primate is alive and well.

That would be 10 slices of bacon on that burger, if anyone's counting.

 

[Destructobot]

Only in the USA could a product this awesome be created. No matter what happens on November 4th, I'm proud to be an American!

 

[Mei-o]

"For those people lazy enough to make a bacon and mayonnaise sandwich but made a complete burger anyway, this product is for you!"

 

[da_head]

y did i think this thread was about bonemonkey?

 

[BORTZ]

it feels good.

 

[Deleted User]

I liek bacon lol

 

[R2DJ]

Speaking of bacon, my Wii smelled like it...seriously! It occured twice:

First: When I cleaned the vents of my Wii, I smelled it out of curiosity. I didn't expect to smell bacon inside. Then I went

Second: The Wii was just on its own, on a stand. I was about to play it so I went to the TV (which is near the Wii) to turn the TV on then I smelled pork. I traced where it came from and guess what...it came from the back vent of the Wii.

Conclusion: Something's getting cooked inside the Wii. Whatever it is, bacon and pork are being cooked at the same time.

Also, I'm not starving or anything when I smelled those.

 

[NeSchn]

No matter what happens on November 4th, I'm proud to be an American!

Im not.

 

[Noitora]

This probably won't reach Greece

 

[coolbho3000]

Always Forget