LOL?

[Extreme Coder]

Is your son a computer hacker?

Make of it what you will...

Also, Now YOU can find out if your son is a computer hacker!

 

[Harsky]

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"

HA HA.... oh wow.

 

[Heinrisch]

Can they be serious?

 

[safariman72]

AMD chips are never sold in stores and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.

This must have been put out by Intel.

 

[Deleted User]

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

This is more like ROFL!

 

[cheesyPOOF5]

OMFGLOL
Where did he get the idea the flash, Bonzaibuddy, and Cometcursor were "hacking tools"?

 

[Psyfira]

There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: ... "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "

I'm laughing so hard right now I can't feel my face.

Dumb parents are hilarious. (even fake ones)

 

[lagman]

The best part is "Linux a soviet OS for hacking"

 

[Psyfira]

The best part is "Linux a soviet OS for hacking"

No no no, that's "lunix", remember? L-U-N-I-X!

 

[Shtroodle]

There are so many hilarious things in this article that I wouldn't know which to qoute first. I really liked the part with Neuromancer and breaking into people's stereos with linix to steal their mp3's.

Priceless...

 

[Costello]

My favorite part is where he says:

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Oh god! I'm going to trash my laptop asap because it's got an "AMD chip" inside. I don't want to support child labor!

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours.

I think he got DDOS/DOS mixed up
and come on, 30 minutes each day... I'm spending like 30 hours each day!

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

QUOTE

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War

the whole thing must be a fake/hoax (seriously)

you cannot be meaning this, or your brain is seriously damaged then why would you spread this kind of information.

 

[lagman]

The best part is "Linux a soviet OS for hacking"

No no no, that's "lunix", remember? L-U-N-I-X!

Oh!, you´re right

My dyslexia´s version was funnier.

 

[FAST6191]

Classic, thanks Extreme Coder.

"Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation"

Results on the test:
Your son's Hacker score: 3746
Your son is a super duper hacker! Umm, are you sure you already had 4 modems and 2 network cards in that computer?

 

[Extreme Coder]

I'm glad you liked it guys!
By this guy's common sense, we all are a bunch of hackers who support child labor, steal MP3s and support non-american companies

 

[Veho]

 

[Psyfira]

the whole thing must be a fake/hoax (seriously)

It is (seriously)

It's a work of pure genius; still manages to be funny as hell even when you know it's made up. Though I must confessed to being completely duped until halfway through. There's an edit in my first post for a reason.

 

[[M]artin]

OMG, they even go into hacker fashion trends...

Hackers are definitly busted...

 

[Mangofett]

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos

 

[Extreme Coder]

The thing is, there might be some other dumb person on the internet who believes this FOR REAL, who knows what might happen...

 

[bay0man]

OMG I HOPE MY MOM DOESNT FOUND OUT THIS TEXT