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DID YOU ALREADY REMOVE YOUR PREVIOUS ANUS? IF YOU DID, THERE MUST BE A HUGE CAVERN WHICH WALLS ARE COVERED WITH SHIT AND FETUSES, IT IS SITUATED IN THE PLACE THAT USED TO BE YOUR ANUS. NOW, GET SOME SUPER-GLUE (ANY KIND, PREFERABLY NON-TOXIC) AND GLUE YOUR NEW ALANJOHN® ANUS™ AND SIT ON A FLAT SURFACE FOR 45 MINUTES.ok i got my anus but how do i use it? do i put it in my butt?
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE NOW INSTALLED YOUR NEW ALANJOHN® ANUS™! NOW GO HAVE SEX!
- Gabe Newell