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[AlanJohn]

ok i got my anus but how do i use it? do i put it in my butt?

DID YOU ALREADY REMOVE YOUR PREVIOUS ANUS? IF YOU DID, THERE MUST BE A HUGE CAVERN WHICH WALLS ARE COVERED WITH SHIT AND FETUSES, IT IS SITUATED IN THE PLACE THAT USED TO BE YOUR ANUS. NOW, GET SOME SUPER-GLUE (ANY KIND, PREFERABLY NON-TOXIC) AND GLUE YOUR NEW ALANJOHN® ANUS™ AND SIT ON A FLAT SURFACE FOR 45 MINUTES.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE NOW INSTALLED YOUR NEW ALANJOHN® ANUS™! NOW GO HAVE SEX!

- Gabe Newell

 

[machomuu]

Why would there be fetuses in the cavern?

 

[raulpica]

You should stick to hentmeis.

Seriously.

 

[AlanJohn]

Why would there be fetuses in the cavern?

WELL, YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT FROM ANAL SEX, RIGHT? WRONG.

 

[Luigi2012SM64DS]

ok i got my anus but how do i use it? do i put it in my butt?

DID YOU ALREADY REMOVE YOUR PREVIOUS ANUS? IF YOU DID, THERE MUST BE A HUGE CAVERN WHICH WALLS ARE COVERED WITH SHIT AND FETUSES, IT IS SITUATED IN THE PLACE THAT USED TO BE YOUR ANUS. NOW, GET SOME SUPER-GLUE (ANY KIND, PREFERABLY NON-TOXIC) AND GLUE YOUR NEW ALANJOHN® ANUS™ AND SIT ON A FLAT SURFACE FOR 45 MINUTES.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE NOW INSTALLED YOUR NEW ALANJOHN® ANUS™! NOW GO HAVE SEX!

- Gabe Newell

can't too young

 

[machomuu]

ok i got my anus but how do i use it? do i put it in my butt?

DID YOU ALREADY REMOVE YOUR PREVIOUS ANUS? IF YOU DID, THERE MUST BE A HUGE CAVERN WHICH WALLS ARE COVERED WITH SHIT AND FETUSES, IT IS SITUATED IN THE PLACE THAT USED TO BE YOUR ANUS. NOW, GET SOME SUPER-GLUE (ANY KIND, PREFERABLY NON-TOXIC) AND GLUE YOUR NEW ALANJOHN® ANUS™ AND SIT ON A FLAT SURFACE FOR 45 MINUTES.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE NOW INSTALLED YOUR NEW ALANJOHN® ANUS™! NOW GO HAVE SEX!

- Gabe Newell

can't too young

 

[AlanJohn]

You should stick to hentmeis.

Seriously.

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DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WOMAN. HE IS VERY JEALOUS OF MY.