Laser Pointers?

[Deleted member 282441]

I should be asking yahoo answers, but whatever. Anyone have recommendations for a laser pointer that DOESN'T suck? I'm only going to use it on my cat...

 

[BORTZ]

I think just about any laser pointer will work. Just get a cheap one.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

$5 laser pointer from any store anywhere. It doesn't have to be good, just anything will do.

 

[The Catboy]

99% of every laser pointer I use work just fine. The 1% just have dead batteries.

 

[notmeanymore]

I'd love a laser pointer that runs on batteries that I could easily find and replace, not those friggen watch/hearing aid batteries. I would gladly buy a laser pointer that runs on AA's.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

99% of every laser pointer I use work just fine. The 1% just have dead batteries.

Ah yes. The Catboy knows everything about lasers.


HEY CATBOY LOOK, LASER!

 

[The Catboy]

99% of every laser pointer I use work just fine. The 1% just have dead batteries.

Ah yes. The Catboy knows everything about lasers.


HEY CATBOY LOOK, LASER!

I see what you did there

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I try my hardest to bring joy to all and pain to the unworthy!

HEY CATBOY, LOOK! ANOTHER LASER! TOTALLY NOT A TRAP!

 

[BORTZ]

99% of every laser pointer I use work just fine. The 1% just have dead batteries.

Im trying to figure out if you like my status because i stated the obvious truth or because your a catboy and are infatuated with little red points of light zipping around a room just like a cat.

 

[nryn99]

oh look, this is becoming eof material...

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

This should be in the EoF now so we can mess play with the Catboy

 

[The Catboy]

How is this my fault? ಠ_ರೃ And I like lasers, they work and are very distracting.

 

[Bladexdsl]

i got one for about $50 off ebay it's a proper one not with the crappy plastic shell but a real metal one. man you can get up to some trouble with this (i almost did) i can stand on my balcony and shine a dot on the roof of a church maybe a mile or 2 away!

a bunch of us were outside and i stood on my driveway and shone the laser right to the end of the street and it's a bloody long street. about 10 mins later some guys came down asking if they seen any1 with a green laser...we all said no and ...i never done that again

this 1 is so powerful on a dark night if i shine it up at the sky you can see the outline of it!

 

[Densetsu]

Here's my attempt to save this thread from being moved to the EoF.

You want a laser that DOESN'T suck? This is my laser.

Spoiler: Videos

This one has 1250mW of power output. The laser has a wavelength of 445nm and the beam is visible 15 miles away. It can pop balloons from 20 feet away, cut through dark fabrics and electrical tape, kill insects, and can get you arrested (minimum 5 years in Federal prison and $250,000 fine for shining at aircraft).

I'm getting a green one soon that's 7 times brighter than this one and the beam is visible from 85 miles away.

You might ask, "Why, Densetsu!?"

Because PEWPEWPEW, that's why.

Spoiler

Oh, and I wouldn't recommend this for use on cats.

In fact, you'll WANT to use a sucky laser pointer for your cat. It's safer. You can't have an awesome laser AND use it on animals at the same time.

 

[Shinigami357]

This should be in the EoF now so we can mess play with the Catboy

Be careful what you wish for. I heard the Catboy liked being played with.

 

[Bladexdsl]

Here's my attempt to save this thread from being moved to the EoF.

You want a laser that DOESN'T suck? This is my laser.

Spoiler: Videos

This one has 1250mW of power output. The laser has a wavelength of 445nm and the beam is visible 15 miles away. It can pop balloons from 20 feet away, cut through dark fabrics and electrical tape, kill insects, and can get you arrested (minimum 5 years in Federal prison and $250,000 fine for shining at aircraft).

I'm getting a green one soon that's 7 times brighter than this one and the beam is visible from 85 miles away.

You might ask, "Why, Densetsu!?"

Because PEWPEWPEW, that's why.

Spoiler

Oh, and I wouldn't recommend this for use on cats.

In fact, you'll WANT to use a sucky laser pointer for your cat. It's safer. You can't have an awesome laser AND use it on animals at the same time.

LMAO those are for the damn military

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

99% of every laser pointer I use work just fine. The 1% just have dead batteries.

Ah yes. The Catboy knows everything about lasers.


HEY CATBOY LOOK, LASER!

I see what you did there

Yeah, I know, I'm not helping the case to keep the thread out of the EoF......

 

[danielpower]

I bought on1.5w green laser pointer at freaklasers.

 

[ProtoKun7]

For years I'd wanted to get an high-power handheld laser, though I've never got around to buying one.

 

[Deleted member 282441]

So I buy any laser pointer I wan't then? Ok, hopefully buying from Amazon won't screw me over $5...