Know Your Temps : [M]artin

[[M]artin]

Can I haz moar?
Moar... wat?

Why is my mom so hot?!?!

iono, maybe you should go ask your hot grandma...

When will i get that video you promised?
When your sister stops being camera shy.

Why do you love Zarcon so much?!?!
Don't say the L-word, that word isn't to be thrown around like some kind of toy like that...
But to answer your question, I think Zarcon is a pretty cool guy. eh warns ifsih 10% and doesnt afraid of anything...

My sister said you didn't treat her well!!
Hey! I'll tell her what she should think about my "treatment".

 

[Zarcon]

Why should I bother asking you questions?

 

[[M]artin]

Why should I bother asking you questions?
You shouldn't. Now go away.

Spoiler

 

[RoMee]

this is my first time reading one of these "Know your temps" thread, nice game

well my question is....what came first? the chicken or the egg??

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Do you believe in UFOs?

In your opinion, who is the hottest woman in the world?

What TV show or movie have you watched more often than all the rest?

What is your ideal mode of transport?

What items do you take everywhere you go?

Where would you be / what would you be doing, if you had your choice of anywhere / anything?

 

[[M]artin]

this is my first time reading one of these "Know your temps" thread, nice game

well my question is....what came first? the chicken or the egg??
Welcome!
And I just like to imagine that whatever came first looked like this...

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Oh dear, the old man is up for questioning..

How many gamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Love life?

How do you feel about getting dominated in TF2?

Do you think we will ever meet in real life?

What is your greatest fear?

How do you like your eggs?

 

[[M]artin]

Do you believe in UFOs?
I believe in other life out there somewhere...
As for spacecrafts and all that... I'd have to see it up close with my own eyes...

In your opinion, who is the hottest woman in the world?
I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is pretty hot. Kate Beckinsale is up there too.

What TV show or movie have you watched more often than all the rest?
Probably LOST. Loved that show! Moive-wise, most likely The Lion King or Aladdin. Practically have those memorized from the numerous times I watched em as a kid

What is your ideal mode of transport?
Car. The transit system here in Chicago sucks 20 kinds of ass... but on the flipside, it's pretty cheap, especially when gas prices shoot up in the summer...

What items do you take everywhere you go?
My phone, my wallet, my house keys, my messenger bag, a pencil, a sketchbook, and a book/graphic novel. I hate the thought of me being bored somewhere for an extended period of time frightens me...

Where would you be / what would you be doing, if you had your choice of anywhere / anything?
In iFish's mom, making him a new baby brother.

 

[[M]artin]

Oh dear, the old man is up for questioning..
old... OLD... OOOLLLDDD?!?!?!

How many gamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I screwed one in once... so one, I guess?

Love life?
Me... divulging in private life details... on a public forum. YOU MAD WOMAN?! But if you really must know, you'll have to find me in private and ask me.

How do you feel about getting dominated in TF2?
Hmm, dunno, I'm not familiar with the feeling. However, how do YOU feel about getting dominated by ME on the dailies?

Do you think we will ever meet in real life?
Oh God no, I pray that we never EVER meet. The universe will like split in two and planets will be swallowed whole if we ever came in contact with each other. I imagine that one day we might actually physically bump into each other and not even realize it and keep walking, just like in a shitty movie... that would be hilarious!

What is your greatest fear?
You are my greatest fear. Also, I get a little jittery around heights. But other than that... I FEAR NO MAN OR SPIDER.

How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled is the way to go. But I also do sunny side up. Also raw.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

Ooooh, Martin's session

Why did you spend all that money on me to improve my art?
Were you expecting for me to blush?
To touch you in a funny way?

How come you're so nice to the ladies and guys who look like "ladies"?

What really makes you angry?
Do you intend to answer all of these questions in your KYT?
Are you expecting for your KYT to be huge?
Are you going to ignore ifish, eventually? >_>

How come you keep showing us all of the good food you eat?

Is it a tactic to make us hungry?

Will you... do p1ng where it hurts? O_O
What about Vulpes? Will you "fox" him the hell up?
Do you want to be a character in my naughty fairytales?
What perverted character would you like to be?
Will you help me come up with the stories?
Will you continue to "CAPSTELLO"?

Will you eventually make that drawing for me? -_-
Are these a lot of questions?

 

[[M]artin]

Ooooh, Martin's session

Why did you spend all that money on me to improve my art?
It was nothing, really, and it'll improve your skill set as an artist. Why not help someone get better at what they love to do...? It's a birthdaymas present.

Were you expecting for me to blush?
Nope.

To touch you in a funny way?

Nope.

How come you're so nice to the ladies and guys who look like "ladies"?
I'm nice to the bros too wtf

What really makes you angry?
Well, that's a very, verrryyy long list there but most recently, I HATE when someone takes the last of something and leaves it with little to nothing left. For example, my roomie always takes the last Nutty Butty thingy from the box and leaves it in the pantry. So like, I walk in, all fucking hungry for Nutty Buttys and shit and I grab an empty, weightless box, WHAT THE FUCK. Or like I wake up to grab some milk for coffee and there's barely any milk usable for anything. FUCK.

Do you intend to answer all of these questions in your KYT?
Yea, every single one, even if mein digits fall off

Are you expecting for your KYT to be huge?
Nope. BRB, farewell topic.

Are you going to ignore ifish, eventually? >_>
But NOT making fun of him is really reallllllllly hard. You ask the impossible of me...

How come you keep showing us all of the good food you eat?

Is it a tactic to make us hungry?
Because it is awesome. And Kojima does it so I started doing it too...

Um, sorry if it makes you hungwees...

Will you... do p1ng where it hurts? O_O
Uh, iono. Does he have a cut or a burn or something...?

What about Vulpes? Will you "fox" him the hell up?
What the fuck?

Do you want to be a character in my naughty fairytales?
That sounds... creepy/awesome?

What perverted character would you like to be?
The one that punches assholes in the face all day long and doesn't give a flying fuck

Will you help me come up with the stories?
Well... if they're perverted... I guess so...

Will you continue to "CAPSTELLO"?
TILL THE DAY I DIE! UMAD CAPSTELLO? COME AT ME BRO.

Will you eventually make that drawing for me? -_-
Refresh my memory

Are these a lot of questions?

More like... NOT ENOUGH questions...

 

[Infinite Zero]

WHY ARE YOU SO GENEROUS?
Will the time come where I can play with ping 100-?

What food do you like best? (In Chicago)
Fave Steam game?
Are you... weird?
... a Twitter whore?
... eating a lot?

What class in TF2 would be your favorite?
Eternal Reward?
Sydney's Sleeper?

Has life been gracious to you?
You're thankful... RIGHT?


LOLKTHXBAI!

 

[Neko]

How would you describe Kojima in less than five words ?
Why do you keep switching your cellphone ? (as in getting new ones all the time)
Neko is ... (complete the sentence).

 

[haflore]

How have you been recently?
What do you think of me?
What is your opinion of the Pokemon series?
What was your first video game?
Books or E-books?
Naruto or Dragonball?
Which way is up?
Big Boss or The Boss?
Blue or Red?
What is your favourite book at the moment?
Favourite movie at the moment?
Favourite Video Game at the moment?
Do you fear the Night Mares?
What is your favourite flavour of Jello?
Comics or Manga?
Phoenix or Edgeworth?
Day or Night?
Why the brackets?
Do they make you feel safe?

 

[iFish]

Why do you love my mother so much?!?!

You plan to buy a 3DS?

Kinect or Move?

Kirby's Epic Yarn or Donkey Kon county returns?

 

[geoflcl]

Good ol' Martin!

If you had to sum up your life as of late in one word, what would it be?

What's one thing you're totally stoked about?
In contrast, what's one thing you're really dreading?

What are your general interests?

Do you have a "Game of the Now"?
Do you have a "Game of All Time"?

Do you have a "Movie of the Now"?
Do you have a "Movie of All Time"?

What's one thing about today's society that you don't identify with?
In contrast, what's one thing about it that you totally embrace?

Bonus!

Spoiler

artin]
! I looove cartoonists!

Well, that's all I need to hear!

 

[[M]artin]

<!--quoteo(post=3181942:date=Oct 7 2010, 04:13 AM:name=Infinite Zero)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Infinite Zero @ Oct 7 2010, 04:13 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3181942"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->WHY ARE YOU SO GENEROUS?
<b>iono.</b>

Will the time come where I can play with ping 100-? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/frown.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="frown.gif" />
<b>Yea, I already bought the plane tickets.</b>

What food do you like best? (In Chicago)
<b>It's gotta be the pizza. Chicago has the best pizza in the country, HANDS DOWN. Personally, I love Giordono's deep dish stuffed pizzas... GLORIOUS!
<img src="http://assets0.likeme.net/7924/large/giordano_s.png.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></b>

Fave Steam game?
<b>Why, Team Fortress 2 of course. But I DID spend many hours playing Counter-Strike: Condition Zero back in high school with buddies from classes. Now, I just flat out suck at all CS games... very rusty. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/frown.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="frown.gif" /></b>

Are you... weird?
<b>Yes.</b>

... a Twitter whore?
<b>Yes. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="cry.gif" /></b>

... eating a lot?
<b>I eat pretty well I guess. Thanks for checking up on me MOM. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /></b>

What class in TF2 would be your favorite?
<b>Spy, all day, ERRDAY!</b>

Eternal Reward?
<b>I found it in a random drop. Tried it out. Hate it. Trying to trade it.</b>

Sydney's Sleeper? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smileipb2.png" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smileipb2.png" />
<b>I crafted it. It's pretty fun to use in maps with tunnels and chokepoints where lots of enemies bottleneck out all at once. But I mainly get assists with it due to the Jarate effect, not kills, but as long as it helps the team win as a whole, that's A-OK with me. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /></b>

Has life been gracious to you?
<b>Yea, I can't complain.</b>

You're thankful... RIGHT?
<b>For every living moment, always! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="happy.gif" /></b>

LOLKTHXBAI!
<b>Bai bai! Kukunin ko miss mo!</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


<!--quoteo(post=3182322:date=Oct 7 2010, 08:45 AM:name=Neko)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Neko @ Oct 7 2010, 08:45 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3182322"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->How would you describe Kojima in less than five words ?
<b>My mother fucking boyfriend.</b>

Why do you keep switching your cellphone ? (as in getting new ones all the time)
<b>I'm on my second cellphone now. This new one is super sexy and I don't think I'll be switching it for a whillle. My old one started giving me some problems and Motorola pretty much stopped supporting it with updates, so I sold it off to someone who is knowledgeable in the field of cell-phone tweaking (I think he overclocked it... overclocking cellphones... yeah. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mellow.gif" />)</b>

Neko is ... (complete the sentence). <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
<b>...awesome, erstaunlich, prächtig! Er zermalmt viele Gegner in StarCraft II und nicht give a fuck... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /></b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


<!--quoteo(post=3182346:date=Oct 7 2010, 08:56 AM:name=haflore)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(haflore @ Oct 7 2010, 08:56 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3182346"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->How have you been recently?
<b>Pretty awesome.</b>

What do you think of me?
<b>You're Haffy! You're fantasical and I like you! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /></b>

What is your opinion of the Pokemon series?
<b>Loved the initial series of games, really original and brought RPG's to a younger market, I guess. Definitely blossomed into a integral part of cultures around the world (lol, I did Pokemans Cards). However, I do feel that stale sense of re-hashing from generation to generation without anything notable being added. I get the whole "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mantra, but they should be afraid to experiment. And no, I don't mean Trozepi and Dash type of experimenting. I'll still be checking out Black and White though... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nyanya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="nyanya.gif" /></b>

What was your first video game?
<b>Super Mario Bros 2 on the NES. The one with all the vegetables and that giant frog, Wart. Funny thing is, I was never able to get past the 2nd or 3rd screen when I was a kid (around 5 years old-ish) because I was stopped by... LOGS FLOATING DOWN A WATERFALL. The basic platforming mechanics of hopping from one log to the other before they plummet to the abyss was not clicking with me as a 5 year old. I never got past 5 minutes into that game. Now I go back and beat that section with my eyes closed. Makes me want to go back in time and smack my 5 year old ass upside the head... PARADOX? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /></b>

Books or E-books?
<b>I'll always love classic books because I can treat them like shit and still pick them up to read them. Try tossing your Kindle/iPad/PC across the room onto your desk... NOPE. But I love PDFs and eBooks when it comes to comic books and illustrations... colors just pop. Especially if it was originally drawn digitally, it's really nice.</b>

Naruto or Dragonball?
<b>I JUST started watching Dragonball Z. I tried to get into Naruto to see what the fuss was about when it first came out. I think I made it to like episode 10 or something and just lost interest. It got fucking boring for me, believe it. I've picked up a few of the mangas while standing in the bookstore and flipped through 'em... I love the artwork! I have a few friends that are hardcore into that shit though... watched all 200+ episodes... Narutards. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nyanya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="nyanya.gif" /></b>

Which way is up?
<b>The one that isn't down</b>

Big Boss or The Boss?
<b>Big Boss! But The Boss trained him and she's kind of like his illegitimate mother/lover... hmm...</b>

Blue or Red?
<b>Red! Crimson! Warm tones ftw!</b>

What is your favourite book at the moment?
<b>Just started reading "The Life of Pi" last night. Pretty sweet stuff.</b>

Favourite movie at the moment?
<b>I'm still drooling over how great Scott Pilgrim was... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /></b>

Favourite Video Game at the moment?
<b>Team Fortress 2 just launched that Mann-conomy update, so I'm lovin' that. Plus I usually hook up with 3 guys from school and do L4D2 often and now that the new DLC is out... YEA YA. Also, Assassin's Creed II on the 360. I need to finish that goddamn game already... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/closedeyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="closedeyes.gif" /></b>

Do you fear the Night Mares?
<b>I know I'm missing some kind of reference there, but in regards to "Nightmares", nah, they're pretty fun to be a part of. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nyanya.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="nyanya.gif" /></b>

What is your favourite flavour of Jello?
<b>Lime!</b>

Comics or Manga?
<b>Comics are my first love. Manga is is top-notch too, though.</b>

Phoenix or Edgeworth?
<b>Phoenix's hair is just awesome. Edgeworth can be a dick sometimes... ALL THE TIME. I need to play Edgeworth's game... maybe he learns the value of not being a major dick.</b>

Day or Night?
<b>I'm a night guy</b>

Why the brackets?
<b>"Martin" was taken and I wanted to make an account to view the board and GTFO. Didn't think the bracket characters would work though. When they did, I just rolled with it.</b>

Do they make you feel safe?
<b>Very.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


<!--quoteo(post=3182668:date=Oct 7 2010, 11:35 AM:name=ifish)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ifish @ Oct 7 2010, 11:35 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3182668"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Why do you love my mother so much?!?!
<b>She's hot. How many times do I have to say it...? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl2.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="rofl2.gif" /></b>

You plan to buy a 3DS?
<b>Already ordering one on launch day as a gift for someone else. As for me... I think I can live with not having one early on. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /></b>

Kinect or Move?
<b>Kinect seriously looks like it's gonna bomb. I saw NO titles that interested me. NOT A SINGLE ONE (and I'm a pretty easy guy to impress). At least the Playstation move has titles like RE5 and Killzone 3 or whatever. Even then, the Move still looks like a Snow-Cone Dildo. They're both mega fucked.</b>

Kirby's Epic Yarn or Donkey Kon county returns?
<b>Nooo! I can't choose!! Kirby looks incredibly cute but the videos for DKCR reminds me of the awesome gameplay mechanics from the earlier titles The world looks amazing too, love the backdrops!</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

 

[prowler]

Will you keep on doing the popcorn eating images? :3

 

[[M]artin]

Good ol' Martin!

If you had to sum up your life as of late in one word, what would it be?
Crunchy

What's one thing you're totally stoked about?
Graduation is right around the corner and also the possibility that my doofy art might be in an iPhone game! Lastly, I'm freeing up a little more time, so I can't wait to start learning Actionscript for Flash!

In contrast, what's one thing you're really dreading?
Graduation is right around the corner and a lot of the people I usually see everyday... I won't see them anymore.

What are your general interests?
Gaming! Doodling! Networking! I love talking and getting to meet new people, picking their brains and seeing what type of connection can be made!

Do you have a "Game of the Now"?
Team Fortress 2

Do you have a "Game of All Time"?
Sonic 1. Loved that game to death as a kid. Actually, every Sonic game on the Genesis has a place in my heart.

Do you have a "Movie of the Now"?
Scott Pilgrim

Do you have a "Movie of All Time"?
Oh man, it would have to be a three way tie between The Lion King, Aladdin, and Toy Story.

What's one thing about today's society that you don't identify with?
Justin Bieber. I hate that kid. No, but, srsly, kids trying to grow up way too fast. I guess this happens in every generation and maybe I'm just getting old, but a lot of these disney channel tweens seem to be heading down some dangerous roads. It's awesome that they've been given their own shows, record deals, and they're making a name for themselves in the world, but once they start ending up on the news... well... you can't forget the person you used to be, before all of that. I think people really need to abide by their own personal morals more closely... a lot of child stars just end of crashing and burning in the end. You shouldn't be willing to jump off a bridge just to impress the first person that turns the corner and tells you to do it. Live for yourself.

In contrast, what's one thing about it that you totally embrace?
Facebook, Twitter, SOCIAL NETWORKING! Yeah, I know it sounds cheesy and corny, but I love that stuff! Being able to stay in touch with all my old friends from grade school and high school, all in one place! Being able to let the world know what I'm up to and check in with my friends wherever I am (as long as my phone is with me)... it's great! Leaps in technology are awesome! We didn't have this years ago!

Bonus!

Spoiler

artin]
! I looove cartoonists!

Well, that's all I need to hear!

Haha, stay frosty man, I love your work!

 

[[M]artin]

Will you keep on doing the popcorn eating images? :3
Forevers and evers!