Know Your Temps : [M]artin

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  1. TrolleyDave
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    Will you sex me up?
    How's things?
    Thoughts on me?
    Do you believe in life beyond earth?
    ( If yes to above you are crazy, if no then why not? there is a 1 in 1 chance there is other life ? )
    My bed or yours
    Do you love me emotionally?
    Do you love me sexually

    That is all .... or is it?

    D, 6 or K ?
     
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    Hi Martin

    How are you?
    TF2?
    Do u haz access 2 tf3 alpha 1?!
    How did you learn to draw so great?
    love?
    My mom?
    my sisters?
    ARE YOU THE REASON MY SISTER IS SCREAMING?!?!
     
  4. Scott-105

    Member Scott-105 Bow to me. Please?

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    Martin [​IMG]

    Hi?
    How is you?
    Stuffnfluff?
    Beat Layton yet?


    That's all I can think of for now. Mind if I ask more later?

    Bye?
     
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    You said you were kind to girls and people who looked like them, so why haven't you sent me anything [​IMG]?!
    Dafuru reinboo?
    Why do you even USE Google Translate?
    Shame on you?
     
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    Member _Chaz_ GBAtemp's Official Mook™

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    What do you fap to?

    Would you like to meet?

    [​IMG]?

    Let me hold a dollar.
     
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    Global Moderator ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    Hey [?M?]artin!

    Do you know who I am?
    If so, what is your opinion?

    Is the cake a lie?
    Have you made the correct party escort submission position decision?

    Is the answer to the question below yes?
    Is the answer to the above question no?
    Are the above two questions attempting to create a paradox?

    Why so serious?
    Derp?

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

    Is the answer to this question:
    A)None of the below
    B)All of the above?

    :tpi:?
    :mthr:?
    :trolley:?
    :Pk7:?
    Widdly Scuds? [​IMG]

    Glad I turned up?
    There are 10 types of people. List both. (Many people get confused by this, though I'm glad some haven't been)
     
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    Member Advi GBAtemp Maniac

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    If you died and your family found your computer, what would be the worst thing they would find?
    Do you have any shameful/creepy sexual kinks? always wondered that
    Religion?
    Career?

    Why aren't you on IRC anymore? ;_;
     
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    Banned monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    "Since I don't know you, I'll just use my last time's questions. Do you mind?

    On a scale of 1-10 how sexy am I?

    On a scale of 1-10 how sexy are you?

    EDIT: If numbers are similar, what are the chances that we will make sweet sweet love? 100%?

    Why in the world did you like geoweasel?

    Are you thirsty?

    Favorite pokémans?

    How often do you work out?

    ...Do you even know who I am?

    When will my session be? *puppy dog eyes*"

    Copypasta'd from last time. Since, again, I don't know you.
     
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    Member [M]artin .

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    Member iFish Slower than a 90s modem

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    y did u ignore me?
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    Member Scott-105 Bow to me. Please?

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    Why didn't you answer mine, ifish, Goli, and ProtoKun's question?
     
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    Member Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    I'm working on it! So many awesome questions! I wanna save the crunchy stuff for the end! [​IMG]
     
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    Member Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    Ever get in on a threesome?

    Chinese or Mexican food?

    What's your college major?

    Have a dream job that you want to get?
     
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    1. Have you ever made love to an animal? Even thought about it? Do tell.

    2. Who is your favorite rapper?

    3. Favorite recreational drug?

    4. Why is ifish a prepubescent, awkward little chump who spends his time kissing up to random f@ggots on the internet and pretending they're his friends?

    5. Who's your favorite banned ex-GBAtemp staff member? [​IMG]

    edit:

    6. Since when did this forum get a [censor] thing? Is this forum run by nazi's?
     
  17. [M]artin

    Member [M]artin .

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    <!--quoteo(post=3180930:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:18 PM:name=Danny600kill)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Danny600kill @ Oct 6 2010, 06:18 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180930"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Will you sex me up?
    <b>Yea. And with my penis I would imagine. Or something of a similar shape. Maybe a dildo?</b>

    How's things?
    <b>Pretty good. Weather is acting pretty wonky. On my 1-week break. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /></b>

    Thoughts on me?
    <b>Dragon Ball avatar? I LOVE YOU. Actually, you might hate me for this, but when I was little, everyone at my school was watching DBZ like crazy. I never got into it (plus I never had Cable TV as a kid). But I saw this new HD Remastered
    version came out or something... Dragon Ball Kai? Yea, a friend let me borrow his Season 1 Blu-Ray set and I'm FINALLY sitting down to watch it and see what the hype is about. I'm on like episode 4 and it's pretty good. I like it... AND YOU!</b>

    Do you believe in life beyond earth?
    <b>Yea, although I have no idea what it could possibly be, I imagine that it doesn't all just end here. I mean, what if a car just decided to drive up a ramp from the street and smash through this third-floor window and kill me? Would it just end there? I'd be pretty pissed if it did, so I remain optimistic.</b>

    ( If yes to above you are crazy, if no then why not? there is a 1 in 1 chance there is other life ? )
    <b>Fuck, I'm mucha lucha loco... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" /></b>

    My bed or yours
    <b>Let's push them both together and have a MEGA BED. Then we can have a pillow fight BATTLEFIELD.</b>

    Do you love me emotionally?
    <b>Umm...</b>

    Do you love me sexually
    <b>Okay, wait, WHAT...?</b>

    That is all .... or is it?
    <b>Well, I see there's one more question right below this one, so I imagine it isn't...? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /></b>

    D, 6 or K ?
    <b>MULTIPLE CHOICE ALL OF THE ABOVE YEAAA!!!</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    <!--quoteo(post=3180932:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:19 PM:name=ifish)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ifish @ Oct 6 2010, 06:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180932"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hi Martin
    <b>OHBOYHEREWEGO.JPG</b>

    How are you?
    <b>I'm pretty good.</b>

    TF2?
    <b>Yea, I love it. Most enjoyable online multiplayer game... EVARZ.</b>

    Do u haz access 2 tf3 alpha 1?!
    <b>I wish. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/frown.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="frown.gif" /></b>

    How did you learn to draw so great?
    <b>Eww, no. I draw ehh-y. But I just looked at a lot of other cartoonists art and fiddled around with pencil and paper until I started putting together lines that were recognizable. Then people started saying they liked my style and I just said, "Ah, fuck it, okay, let's roll with that then..." <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /></b>

    love?
    <b>Ah, I have a few lost loves from a whilllle back I wish I could find again. As for recently, I just mess around, nothing serious. Commitment to relationships is serious shit. You better be jumping into that shark-infested pool with someone you truly care about.</b>

    My mom?
    <b>Hot.</b>

    my sisters?
    <b>HOTTER.</b>

    ARE YOU THE REASON MY SISTER IS SCREAMING?!?!
    <b>She told me I make her wet in the pants... whatever that means... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":unsure:" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /></b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    <!--quoteo(post=3180934:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:19 PM:name=Scott-105)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scott-105 @ Oct 6 2010, 06:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180934"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Martin <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" />
    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

    Hi?
    <b>Hi.</b>

    How is you?
    <b>I is gooders.</b>

    Stuffnfluff?
    <b>Yea, I used to have a lot of hair. Fluff and Furby were kind of older nick names. I'm not gay because of the StuffNFluff moniker, I swears.</b>

    Beat Layton yet?
    <b>LOLNO. I played a bit of the first when it first came out and eventually lost interest (and I think my card got corrupted to top it off). Eventually a friend spoiled the ending and I said fuck it. Picked up the second one when it came out and eventually lost interest in that too. Haven't touched the first one. Remember that puzzle from the first game that has matchsticks and a riddle about a dog that gets hit by a car? YEAH FUCK THAT PUZZLE. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /></b>


    That's all I can think of for now. Mind if I ask more later?
    <b>YES YES PLZ DOOOO <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /></b>

    Bye?
    <b>Farewell, old friend.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    <!--quoteo(post=3180940:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:21 PM:name=Goli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Goli @ Oct 6 2010, 06:21 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180940"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You said you were kind to girls and people who looked like them, so why haven't you sent me anything <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />?!
    <b>We had a good relationship going. Then you killed it by whipping out your ding-dong.</b>

    Dafuru reinboo?
    <b>God damn Google Translate <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /></b>

    Why do you even USE Google Translate?
    <b>Google is the knowledge overlord. It knows all.</b>

    Shame on you?
    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cry:" border="0" alt="cry.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    <!--quoteo(post=3180946:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:23 PM:name=_Chaz_)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(_Chaz_ @ Oct 6 2010, 06:23 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180946"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->What do you fap to?
    <b>To buttnaked girls on the bed right in front of me... ON THEIR FACE. BAM. Srsly, why show up to batting practice if you have a playoff game that starts in 5 minutes? :wtf:</b>

    Would you like to meet?
    <b>You would probably murder me and write out "LOLITROLU" in my own blood</b>

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smileipb2.png" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":creep:" border="0" alt="smileipb2.png" />?
    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tpi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":tpi:" border="0" alt="tpi.gif" />

    Let me hold a dollar.
    <b><3 Everybody Hates Chris</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <hr><b><!--sizeo:1--><span style="font-size:8pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->Posts merged<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></b>

    <!--quoteo(post=3181004:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:44 PM:name=ProtoKun7)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ProtoKun7 @ Oct 6 2010, 06:44 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3181004"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hey [​M​]artin!
    <b>Hi Doctor!</b>

    Do you know who I am?
    <b>Yea, some sort of spinal surgeon.</b>

    If so, what is your opinion?
    <b>I haven't seen your work but maybe I should break me back and write up a review for GBAtemp.</b>

    Is the cake a lie?
    <b>No because at the end *SPOILERSSPOILERSLOL* they showeded its. IRL, I have never been told there was cake and never seen it, so from my personal experience, THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE.</b>

    Have you made the correct party escort submission position decision?
    <b>lol buttsecks</b>

    Is the answer to the question below yes?
    <b>No</b>

    Is the answer to the above question no?
    <b>Yesss-WAIT... FUCK.</b>

    Are the above two questions attempting to create a paradox?
    <b>It gave me a headachedox.</b>

    Why so serious?
    <b>Okay, now you've just resorted to quoting movies...</b>

    Derp?
    <b>Herp?</b>

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
    <b>You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.</b>

    What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?
    <b>Batman happens. Or was that X-Men...? Fuck I don't know... FUCKING PARADOXESSSS!!!</b>

    Is the answer to this question:
    A)None of the below
    B)All of the above?
    <b>God damn I didn't know this fun KYT session would be so painful. My whole body hurts now.</b>

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tpi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":tpi:" border="0" alt="tpi.gif" />?
    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tpi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":tpi:" border="0" alt="tpi.gif" />

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mthrnitesmiley.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mthr:" border="0" alt="mthrnitesmiley.gif" />?
    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mthrnitesmiley.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mthr:" border="0" alt="mthrnitesmiley.gif" />

    :trolley:?
    <b>Release Date: December 31st, 2010?</b>

    :Pk7:?
    <b>How would you even look...? Oh right, you look like a Sonic Screwdriver!</b>

    Widdly Scuds? <img src="http://i46.tinypic.com/zkpug9.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <b>Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango please...</b>

    Glad I turned up?
    <b>Always! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /></b>

    There are 10 types of people. List both. (Many people get confused by this, though I'm glad some haven't been)
    <b>Those that know binary and those that don't. And those that make my brain fucking hurt. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" /></b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
     
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    Can I haz moar?

    Why is my mom so hot?!?! [​IMG]

    When will i get that video you promised?

    Why do you love Zarcon so much?!?!

    My sister said you didn't treat her well!!
     
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