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KYT Info said:
Know Your Temps Info

For those of you that are new to the game, here are the rules:

- One user will be put on the questioning stand every two days (or so)

- Once that user's session of questioning starts, anybody can ask that user a reasonable amount of questions they want via posting on the thread

- These questions can be about anything. Personal life, GBAtemp/internet life, pet peeves, musical tastes, "what if" situations... ANYTHING!

- Please try to post all your questions at once, in one solid post

- Upon receiving questions, the user that is in the spotlight can answer them at anytime, as long as it's before their time is up

This quirky little activity will help us get to know our fellow 'tempers even better in an exciting, chaotic manner! Those who have an upcoming KYT session will be notified about their upcoming session via PM.



In the spotlight this session is : [M]artin
 
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Will you sex me up?
How's things?
Thoughts on me?
Do you believe in life beyond earth?
( If yes to above you are crazy, if no then why not? there is a 1 in 1 chance there is other life ? )
My bed or yours
Do you love me emotionally?
Do you love me sexually

That is all .... or is it?

D, 6 or K ?
 

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Hi Martin

How are you?
TF2?
Do u haz access 2 tf3 alpha 1?!
How did you learn to draw so great?
love?
My mom?
my sisters?
ARE YOU THE REASON MY SISTER IS SCREAMING?!?!
 

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You said you were kind to girls and people who looked like them, so why haven't you sent me anything
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Dafuru reinboo?
Why do you even USE Google Translate?
Shame on you?
 

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What do you fap to?

Would you like to meet?

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Let me hold a dollar.
 

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Hey [?M?]artin!

Do you know who I am?
If so, what is your opinion?

Is the cake a lie?
Have you made the correct party escort submission position decision?

Is the answer to the question below yes?
Is the answer to the above question no?
Are the above two questions attempting to create a paradox?

Why so serious?
Derp?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?

Is the answer to this question:
A)None of the below
B)All of the above?

:tpi:?
:mthr:?
:trolley:?
:Pk7:?
Widdly Scuds?
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Glad I turned up?
There are 10 types of people. List both. (Many people get confused by this, though I'm glad some haven't been)
 

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If you died and your family found your computer, what would be the worst thing they would find?
Do you have any shameful/creepy sexual kinks? always wondered that
Religion?
Career?

Why aren't you on IRC anymore? ;_;
 

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"Since I don't know you, I'll just use my last time's questions. Do you mind?

On a scale of 1-10 how sexy am I?

On a scale of 1-10 how sexy are you?

EDIT: If numbers are similar, what are the chances that we will make sweet sweet love? 100%?

Why in the world did you like geoweasel?

Are you thirsty?

Favorite pokémans?

How often do you work out?

...Do you even know who I am?

When will my session be? *puppy dog eyes*"

Copypasta'd from last time. Since, again, I don't know you.
 

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Advi said:
If you died and your family found your computer, what would be the worst thing they would find?
Reaction images. Waaay too many of them. They're great inspiration.

Do you have any shameful/creepy sexual kinks? always wondered that
Not really. I like girls with long legs but not like Jolly Green Giant tall... if a girl is taller than me, that's kind of weird. I don't know why but it just is. Am I the only one that thinks that...?
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Religion?
Raised Christian when I was younger but I've since stopped going to church altogether for a while. I consider myself Christian but I don't exactly follow every single word written and preached to a t. I believe there's a God out there behind the scenes watching over us all the time and such.

Career?
Well right now I'm a student tutor on campus where I go to school and specialize mainly in the Adobe Suite and general art classes such as design fundamentals. I also assist students with specific projects and problems ranging from game design majors to fashion design majors. I also do freelance work on the side. The internship I recently finished up with is having me work on promotional materials for some products they're releasing in the near future and have also hinted at me taking on the Lead Art Designer position of a small iPhone game they're producing later down the line. So if the future plays out well, I may get to see me stuff on the iPhone!
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Why aren't you on IRC anymore? ;_;
That's a good question. One I don't really know the answer to. I guess all the people I was used to talking with in there stopped showing up or would never be on at the same time I got on (like you!). Eventually I couldn't really get into what people were talking about or, a lot of times, nobody would even be active whatsoever! (Which is really interesting with a chat room full of 20+ people.
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QUOTE(monkat @ Oct 6 2010, 06:49 PM) "Since I don't know you, I'll just use my last time's questions. Do you mind?

On a scale of 1-10 how sexy am I?
I've seen your picture plastered far too many times all over the boards... and every time it gets better and better...
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?/10


On a scale of 1-10 how sexy are you?
I can't do that, I can't rate myself... that's just weird. I need the opinion of someone that's not me...
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Therefore... I believe I am PIZZA/10


EDIT: If numbers are similar, what are the chances that we will make sweet sweet love? 100%?
They are similar enough... uhh... find me a planet made out of pizzas. We will breed there and form a new civilization.
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Why in the world did you like geoweasel?
His art style is so awesome! I looove cartoonists! The facial expressions he draws remind me of many old style cartoons I used to watch. Also, FLASH! FLASH IS AWESOME! PEOPLE THAT USE FLASH ARE AWESOME-R!!!

Are you thirsty?
Ya, I just poured a glass of Canada Dry Ginger Ale.
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Favorite pokémans?
I like the original 150. If I had to nail it down to just one, I'd say... Alakazam. I always beef that magical fucker out if I start a Pokemon game. Abra is more adorable, though.

How often do you work out?
Not a lot, actually. Usually only when I get kind of mad/rage-y and want to work off some stress or something. I have a fast metabolism, so a walk to the train to and from school everyday pretty much keeps me fit.

...Do you even know who I am?
Yea, that sexy guy with the hairy chesticles that has a sexy sexcast coming up in a few days!

When will my session be? *puppy dog eyes*"
I... don't... know...? Fun fact, I CREATED KYT years ago.
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Copypasta'd from last time. Since, again, I don't know you.
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Scott-105 said:
Why didn't you answer mine, ifish, Goli, and ProtoKun's question?
I'm working on it! So many awesome questions! I wanna save the crunchy stuff for the end!
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1. Have you ever made love to an animal? Even thought about it? Do tell.

2. Who is your favorite rapper?

3. Favorite recreational drug?

4. Why is ifish a prepubescent, awkward little chump who spends his time kissing up to random f@ggots on the internet and pretending they're his friends?

5. Who's your favorite banned ex-GBAtemp staff member?
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6. Since when did this forum get a [censor] thing? Is this forum run by nazi's?
 

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<!--quoteo(post=3180930:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:18 PM:name=Danny600kill)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Danny600kill @ Oct 6 2010, 06:18 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180930"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Will you sex me up?
<b>Yea. And with my penis I would imagine. Or something of a similar shape. Maybe a dildo?</b>

How's things?
<b>Pretty good. Weather is acting pretty wonky. On my 1-week break. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /></b>

Thoughts on me?
<b>Dragon Ball avatar? I LOVE YOU. Actually, you might hate me for this, but when I was little, everyone at my school was watching DBZ like crazy. I never got into it (plus I never had Cable TV as a kid). But I saw this new HD Remastered
version came out or something... Dragon Ball Kai? Yea, a friend let me borrow his Season 1 Blu-Ray set and I'm FINALLY sitting down to watch it and see what the hype is about. I'm on like episode 4 and it's pretty good. I like it... AND YOU!</b>

Do you believe in life beyond earth?
<b>Yea, although I have no idea what it could possibly be, I imagine that it doesn't all just end here. I mean, what if a car just decided to drive up a ramp from the street and smash through this third-floor window and kill me? Would it just end there? I'd be pretty pissed if it did, so I remain optimistic.</b>

( If yes to above you are crazy, if no then why not? there is a 1 in 1 chance there is other life ? )
<b>Fuck, I'm mucha lucha loco... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" /></b>

My bed or yours
<b>Let's push them both together and have a MEGA BED. Then we can have a pillow fight BATTLEFIELD.</b>

Do you love me emotionally?
<b>Umm...</b>

Do you love me sexually
<b>Okay, wait, WHAT...?</b>

That is all .... or is it?
<b>Well, I see there's one more question right below this one, so I imagine it isn't...? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /></b>

D, 6 or K ?
<b>MULTIPLE CHOICE ALL OF THE ABOVE YEAAA!!!</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


<!--quoteo(post=3180932:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:19 PM:name=ifish)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ifish @ Oct 6 2010, 06:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180932"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hi Martin
<b>OHBOYHEREWEGO.JPG</b>

How are you?
<b>I'm pretty good.</b>

TF2?
<b>Yea, I love it. Most enjoyable online multiplayer game... EVARZ.</b>

Do u haz access 2 tf3 alpha 1?!
<b>I wish. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/frown.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="frown.gif" /></b>

How did you learn to draw so great?
<b>Eww, no. I draw ehh-y. But I just looked at a lot of other cartoonists art and fiddled around with pencil and paper until I started putting together lines that were recognizable. Then people started saying they liked my style and I just said, "Ah, fuck it, okay, let's roll with that then..." <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /></b>

love?
<b>Ah, I have a few lost loves from a whilllle back I wish I could find again. As for recently, I just mess around, nothing serious. Commitment to relationships is serious shit. You better be jumping into that shark-infested pool with someone you truly care about.</b>

My mom?
<b>Hot.</b>

my sisters?
<b>HOTTER.</b>

ARE YOU THE REASON MY SISTER IS SCREAMING?!?!
<b>She told me I make her wet in the pants... whatever that means... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":unsure:" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /></b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


<!--quoteo(post=3180934:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:19 PM:name=Scott-105)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scott-105 @ Oct 6 2010, 06:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180934"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Martin <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" />
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

Hi?
<b>Hi.</b>

How is you?
<b>I is gooders.</b>

Stuffnfluff?
<b>Yea, I used to have a lot of hair. Fluff and Furby were kind of older nick names. I'm not gay because of the StuffNFluff moniker, I swears.</b>

Beat Layton yet?
<b>LOLNO. I played a bit of the first when it first came out and eventually lost interest (and I think my card got corrupted to top it off). Eventually a friend spoiled the ending and I said fuck it. Picked up the second one when it came out and eventually lost interest in that too. Haven't touched the first one. Remember that puzzle from the first game that has matchsticks and a riddle about a dog that gets hit by a car? YEAH FUCK THAT PUZZLE. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /></b>


That's all I can think of for now. Mind if I ask more later?
<b>YES YES PLZ DOOOO <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /></b>

Bye?
<b>Farewell, old friend.</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


<!--quoteo(post=3180940:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:21 PM:name=Goli)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Goli @ Oct 6 2010, 06:21 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180940"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You said you were kind to girls and people who looked like them, so why haven't you sent me anything <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />?!
<b>We had a good relationship going. Then you killed it by whipping out your ding-dong.</b>

Dafuru reinboo?
<b>God damn Google Translate <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /></b>

Why do you even USE Google Translate?
<b>Google is the knowledge overlord. It knows all.</b>

Shame on you?
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":cry:" border="0" alt="cry.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


<!--quoteo(post=3180946:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:23 PM:name=_Chaz_)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(_Chaz_ @ Oct 6 2010, 06:23 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3180946"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->What do you fap to?
<b>To buttnaked girls on the bed right in front of me... ON THEIR FACE. BAM. Srsly, why show up to batting practice if you have a playoff game that starts in 5 minutes? :wtf:</b>

Would you like to meet?
<b>You would probably murder me and write out "LOLITROLU" in my own blood</b>

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smileipb2.png" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":creep:" border="0" alt="smileipb2.png" />?
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tpi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":tpi:" border="0" alt="tpi.gif" />

Let me hold a dollar.
<b><3 Everybody Hates Chris</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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<!--quoteo(post=3181004:date=Oct 6 2010, 06:44 PM:name=ProtoKun7)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ProtoKun7 @ Oct 6 2010, 06:44 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3181004"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hey [​M​]artin!
<b>Hi Doctor!</b>

Do you know who I am?
<b>Yea, some sort of spinal surgeon.</b>

If so, what is your opinion?
<b>I haven't seen your work but maybe I should break me back and write up a review for GBAtemp.</b>

Is the cake a lie?
<b>No because at the end *SPOILERSSPOILERSLOL* they showeded its. IRL, I have never been told there was cake and never seen it, so from my personal experience, THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE.</b>

Have you made the correct party escort submission position decision?
<b>lol buttsecks</b>

Is the answer to the question below yes?
<b>No</b>

Is the answer to the above question no?
<b>Yesss-WAIT... FUCK.</b>

Are the above two questions attempting to create a paradox?
<b>It gave me a headachedox.</b>

Why so serious?
<b>Okay, now you've just resorted to quoting movies...</b>

Derp?
<b>Herp?</b>

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
<b>You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.</b>

What happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object?
<b>Batman happens. Or was that X-Men...? Fuck I don't know... FUCKING PARADOXESSSS!!!</b>

Is the answer to this question:
A)None of the below
B)All of the above?
<b>God damn I didn't know this fun KYT session would be so painful. My whole body hurts now.</b>

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tpi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":tpi:" border="0" alt="tpi.gif" />?
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tpi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":tpi:" border="0" alt="tpi.gif" />

<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mthrnitesmiley.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mthr:" border="0" alt="mthrnitesmiley.gif" />?
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mthrnitesmiley.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":mthr:" border="0" alt="mthrnitesmiley.gif" />

:trolley:?
<b>Release Date: December 31st, 2010?</b>

:Pk7:?
<b>How would you even look...? Oh right, you look like a Sonic Screwdriver!</b>

Widdly Scuds? <img src="http://i46.tinypic.com/zkpug9.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
<b>Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango please...</b>

Glad I turned up?
<b>Always! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wub:" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /></b>

There are 10 types of people. List both. (Many people get confused by this, though I'm glad some haven't been)
<b>Those that know binary and those that don't. And those that make my brain fucking hurt. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" /></b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
 

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Sonicslasher said:
Ever get in on a threesome?
Yes, but to be fair, it was back in high school when I was a fucking idiot, I actually knew the two girls, and all of us were stupid piss drunk. It was more of a "Hey, were all here, in your bedroom, let's just do this" scenario.

Chinese or Mexican food?
Gah, I can't choose between those two! I love them both equally!
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What's your college major?
Double-major of Graphic Design and Game Design/Production. Thinking of going back to take a few film production classes for free as well...
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Have a dream job that you want to get?
I've always wanted to work on package design and promotional materials/art for a small indie game company somewhere down the line (love The Behemoth guys!).
 

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Can I haz moar?

Why is my mom so hot?!?!
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When will i get that video you promised?

Why do you love Zarcon so much?!?!

My sister said you didn't treat her well!!
 
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