Hey guys. I was once a semi-popular Flash animator and ROM hacker. You can see many of my old animations on Newgrounds, and many of my ROM hacks on my website here.

Many popular posters have quit since I've joined, and I've seen the site here go through some serious changes.

I once had an epic signature that was all text, but it was a couple pixels too big. Rather than asking/telling me to change it policy is to removed without warning. I've never bothered to remake it, the glory is gone.


I am a business student. I'm the sole proprietor of a San Francisco tech company I started. I am probably the only person on this board who has studded any law, and as expected I find the popular amature lawyering here hilarious.
I studded Japanese for years, completed a Japanese minor, and studdied abroad in Japan for a while. I watch anime without subtitles but don't usually play video games in Japanese anymore.


So go ahead ask me anything.

 

1. Do you miss the old times? I remember the old popular posters, they rocked.
Yes, but if one always dwells on yesterday, he can't enjoy today or tomorrow as much. Even though I ripped on Urza for his purple text when he was new, I miss a lot of old posters like he and scuba.

2. What do you think of the new popular posters?
They're good. Smart and witty with quality posts.

3. Do you visit the 'temp as frequently as one year ago?
No way. Certainly less but still very regularly.

4. ...Studded? Typo or something volountarily done?
lol. a typo. "studied"

5. or ?
all the way

6. What do you think of the EoF?
Not so interested, but a very necessary part of the board to keep shitposts down in general discussion. Same with the 'blog' thing.

7. Should we bring the TA back, hoping it'll bring epic back with its name?
what do you mean by TA? a Testing Area? I didn't think it was that significant, just use part of real posts to test stuff!

 

What is you favorite puyo game?

 

OBJECTION!

*points an accusatory finger*

With a spoiler section like you've provided us, what more could we possibly want to know about you?

*drums his fingers*


I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KINDS OF THINGS!

RIDICULOUS THINGS!

(insert jarring chord)

Tell me Mister Bago, (if that is your real name) Where were you on the night of December 31st, 1999

What is your favorite type of cracker?

How does the full moon affect GBAtemp?

Why do i hurt right here *points* and right here *points* and RIGHT HERE?!? *points*

WHAT...is your quest?

WHAT...is the capital of Assyria?

Can you handle the truth?

Why should the fifth of November be remembered?

What are your favorite "$2 words"? (Fancy terms that make you sound smarter)

Puppies or kittens?

What would your mother think if she knew what you were doing? You KNOW what I mean. ¬.¬

Can we just try this straitjacket on you for sizing?

Can we have your liver?

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Can we all just 'get along?' (Is it possible?)

Let them eat:
A: babies B: cake C: each other D: shit and die E: deez nutz F: all of the above

If your wife a goer? Eh? KnowwhatImean, nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more.

Is anybody enjoying these obscure Python references?

Are you sick of me yet?

If a chicken-and a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's that got to do with the price of eggs in China?

Do you mind if I reserve the right to cross-examine you again?

 

My answers in bold.


With a spoiler section like you've provided us, what more could we possibly want to know about you?
hehhehahahAHHAHAHHH. In the words of a Reese's Commercial of the 90's, "oh, you'll think of something." *flipz quarter*

(insert intensifying chord)

Tell me Mister Bago, (if that is your real name) Where were you on the night of December 31st, 1999
"Heran Bago" as you know him was on the internet. Although at the point you're referring to my presence wasn't well established. Why do you ask?

What is your favorite type of cracker?
Rice crackers.

How does the full moon affect GBAtemp?
They say lunar and tidal effects can have some bearing on human cognition similar as it does to certain animals. Research is inconclusive as far as I know, so teh difference is probably negligible.

Why do i hurt right here *points* and right here *points* and RIGHT HERE?!? *points*
Too much fun.

WHAT...is your quest?
Hmm. I'd say I've already completed my main quest. In the endgame here my current quest is to succeed in this company I made.

WHAT...is the capital of Assyria?
Google says Nineveh.

Can you handle the truth?
Yes, this one.

Why should the fifth of November be remembered?
Probably the gunpowder treason and plot.

What are your favorite "$2 words"? (Fancy terms that make you sound smarter)
I will get back to you on this one...

Puppies or kittens?
Puppies

What would your mother think if she knew what you were doing? You KNOW what I mean. ¬.¬
She would probably understand.

Can we just try this straitjacket on you for sizing?
Yeah sure I've been wondering what my size is.

Can we have your liver?
No... No...

Does this smell like chloroform to you?
No... No...

Can we all just 'get along?' (Is it possible?)
Who do you mean by "we all"? But probably not.

Let them eat:
A: babies B: cake C: each other D: shit and die E: deez nutz F: all of the above
The famous quote is C. That dumb bitch.

If your wife a goer? Eh? KnowwhatImean, nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more.
And if she is??

Is anybody enjoying these obscure Python references?
I wasn't catching on to them, sorry.

Are you sick of me yet?
Not really. I signed up to answer ANY questions.

If a chicken-and a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Everything up to the "how" is irrelevant. I don't think it could happen though tbh

What's that got to do with the price of eggs in China?
Nothing

Do you mind if I reserve the right to cross-examine you again?
Sure I guess.

 

Do you like Santa?
Do you want to become a Santa Bago?
DOMINATION!!!!
Du yuu liek taipos?
Rock?
Wow, own business, you must be incredible eh?
Political affilation?
Preference of email?
Facebook?
Romantic relationships with girls or Brotherly relationship with guys?
Optimistic or pessimistic outlook?
Classic Walt Disney aniamtions?

 

I don't have any questions, I just wanted to say "hey", is that alright?

 

My responses in bold

 

Your opinion on China and HK?
Favorite type of weapon?
Go on the IRC often?
Own any pets?

 

Hey man
Do you get irritated easily?
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cheese: What do you think of it?
Do you wear a watch when you go out?
Do you like keeping pets?
What do you think of the smiley?
Is GBAtemp awesome?
What do you think of the GBAtemp community?
Are you an introvert or extrovert?
What is your favorite drink?