Kinda lame, but I recently read this

[Try2bcool]

I love little stories like this...
Anyone got a good anecdote to make me feel less sad?

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Happy now?

It's true ... Rebecca Loos jerked one off on live TV ... on that reality show, The Farm ... into what was basically a bag ... so they could use the sperm to artificially inseminate other pigs.

The damn thing was cumming for ages.

I saw that! She's hot!

She could do much better than a pig!


Maybe this one will make you happy:

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?

 

[Bob Evil]

Maybe this one will make you happy:

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?

You came upon a man who had no feet?

You jizzed on a cripple, and jacked his shoes?

You sir, are an inhuman monster.

 

[Try2bcool]

Maybe this one will make you happy:

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?

You came upon a man who had no feet?

You jizzed on a cripple, and jacked his shoes?

You sir, are an inhuman monster.

I'm just a perv...that baby in your Ava is an inhuman monster!

 

[Bob Evil]

Maybe this one will make you happy:

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?

You came upon a man who had no feet?

You jizzed on a cripple, and jacked his shoes?

You sir, are an inhuman monster.

I'm just a perv...that baby in your Ava is an inhuman monster!

Oh, it's perfectly natural not to like other people's children ... kids are always much nicer when they are you're own, I find.

 

[Try2bcool]

Maybe this one will make you happy:

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?

You came upon a man who had no feet?

You jizzed on a cripple, and jacked his shoes?

You sir, are an inhuman monster.

I'm just a perv...that baby in your Ava is an inhuman monster!

Oh, it's perfectly natural not to like other people's children ... kids are always much nicer when they are you're own, I find.

Just because you help make 'em, doesn't mean you have to like the little critters...

 

[Bob Evil]

Maybe this one will make you happy:

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?

You came upon a man who had no feet?

You jizzed on a cripple, and jacked his shoes?

You sir, are an inhuman monster.

I'm just a perv...that baby in your Ava is an inhuman monster!

Oh, it's perfectly natural not to like other people's children ... kids are always much nicer when they are you're own, I find.

Just because you help make 'em, doesn't mean you have to like the little critters...

I love my kids ... mainly because they all live with their mothers ... but it's still love, right?

 

[Try2bcool]

I agree to disagree, fair enough?

 

[Bob Evil]

I agree to disagree, fair enough?

Yes ... On the condition that you agree that we de-railed this topic thoroughly

 

[Try2bcool]

I agree to disagree, fair enough?

Yes ... On the condition that you agree that we de-railed this topic thoroughly

I agree that you de-railed this topic, and I just helped you to be thorough.

Oh wait, I guess I did bring the whole pig thing to the table...yes...I do concur with your assessment of this topic's rail-stability.

 

[Awdofgum]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

Edit: i guess you two agreed to stop your conversation... dammit i fail

 

[mthrnite]

Kind of a hellish reworking of The Gift of the Magi in'it?
ok, maybe not, but I still can't get the Flamingos' version of "I Only Have Eyes For You" out of my head.

 

[Anakir]

It's somewhat the same story, but not really. It's a korean music video. I loved this music video when I first saw it. Watch it and find out.

 

[The Teej]

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, ‘If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,’ Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'

idk i thought it was pretty neat. open to any/all comments

Yay for superficial bitches. Gotta feel sorry for the blokes. Still not as sad as the Animal Crossing YTMND, though. That one actually made me choke.

 

[Westside]

Talk about twisted and sad endings. This video from my country really freaked me out at the end. You don't have to speak the language. It basically means not having. Watch the ending...

 

[Salamantis]

This story is so sad

Good tho.

 

[VVoltz]

Read that in spanish, there are a lot of PPTs about stories like that. IMO that is one of the best ones.