Job Market, Here I Come!

[Gahars]

Do you want someone skilled, capabale, and totally random for your workplace? Look no further!

Spoiler

Hire me pls.

 

[Black-Ice]

Funny I just completed my CV

 

[GameWinner]

You have to pass a drug test which I'm sure you'll fail!!!!!

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

This is for a sex slave right? I'll take it.

 

[FAST6191]

More than two pages and no cover letter- not going to happen.

 

[MelodieOctavia]

The cringe is strong with this one.

 

[J-Machine]

how many employers would actually read past the second page? I mean no skills are displayed til after that. It would make nice video resume though.

 

[BORTZ]

I think these are the people employers call other fellow employers to warn each other about.

 

[Gahars]

Want to know the shocking twist ending?

The person who actually made this (sorry to shatter the illusion, folks) actually got hired.

I mean, it was at a Gamestop, but still!

 

[J-Machine]

Want to know the shocking twist ending?

The person who actually made this (sorry to shatter the illusion, folks) actually got hired.

I mean, it was at a Gamestop, but still!

No need to be so shy Gahars. I for one congratulate you on getting the job. now If I could pre-order a reference letter from you for my resume I'd greatly appreciate it.

 

[Janthran]

I'm not ashamed to admit my eyes teared up at that part where it was half blurry

 

[Engert]

Want to know the shocking twist ending?

The person who actually made this (sorry to shatter the illusion, folks) actually got hired.

I mean, it was at a Gamestop, but still!

I'd hire her. That's definitely out of the box.