Job Market, Here I Come!

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Gahars, Mar 20, 2013.

  1. Gahars
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Do you want someone skilled, capabale, and totally random for your workplace? Look no further!

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Hire me pls.
     
  2. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Funny I just completed my CV
     
  3. GameWinner

    GameWinner Take your heart

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    You have to pass a drug test which I'm sure you'll fail!!!!!
     
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    This is for a sex slave right? I'll take it.
     
  5. FAST6191

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    More than two pages and no cover letter- not going to happen.
     
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    TwinRetro Global Moderator

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    The cringe is strong with this one.
     
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  7. J-Machine

    J-Machine Self proclaimed Pog champion

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    how many employers would actually read past the second page? I mean no skills are displayed til after that. It would make nice video resume though.
     
  8. BORTZ

    BORTZ You get a hat, and YOU get a hat!

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    I think these are the people employers call other fellow employers to warn each other about.
     
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  9. Gahars
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Want to know the shocking twist ending?

    The person who actually made this (sorry to shatter the illusion, folks) actually got hired.

    I mean, it was at a Gamestop, but still!
     
  10. J-Machine

    J-Machine Self proclaimed Pog champion

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    No need to be so shy Gahars. I for one congratulate you on getting the job. now If I could pre-order a reference letter from you for my resume I'd greatly appreciate it.
     
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  11. Janthran

    Janthran Solarian

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    I'm not ashamed to admit my eyes teared up at that part where it was half blurry
     
  12. Engert

    Engert I love me

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    I'd hire her. That's definitely out of the box.