I've gone to jail for hate crimes, please send help.

[Deleted member 506316]

you probably deserve it ngl

Stfu boomer, you prolly don't know how to call 911

 

[BigOnYa]

Wish you well, good luck, oh and happy birthday...I sent you a cake.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Your honor, my client did it ironically

 

[BigOnYa]

Judge "Ironically" free's your client....

 

[1B51004]

Your honor, my client murdered those 47 children in order to be 'based' and 'red-pilled'. You may not understand those terms, but they are very much legal.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

Your honor, my client murdered those 47 children in order to be 'based' and 'red-pilled'. You may not understand those terms, but they are very much legal.

Don't forget I crippled fi-
Actually never mind.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Judge "Ironically" free's your client....

LETS GOOOO

ok now you have to do is somehow not commit another hatecrime