Is JuanMena a virgin?

[Noctosphere]

Of course he/she/it is. All temp members are.

 

[CoolMe]

.. Explains why he loves all kinds of cheese so much (including dick cheese)..
/s

 

[godreborn]

he was a virgin until last night. let me a paint a picture for you. it was after hours, we were both tired after working out at the gym, so we were in the locker room showers. I noticed he had dropped the soap, so he bent over to pick it up. you've gotta understand, I was blue ballin', so I would've fucked anything. I came up from behind him, his ass looked nice and ripe, so I told him to stay that way and grab his ankles...

 

[BigOnYa]

he was a virgin until last night. let me a paint a picture for you. it was after hours, we were both tired after working out at the gym, so we were in the locker room showers. I noticed he had dropped the soap, so he bent over to pick it up:

 

[godreborn]

I was going to tell @JuanMena to bite on the soap, since he was going to need to wash his mouth out with soap after what he was about to say. he might need it to wash out other parts of his body once I'm done with him though.

 

[godreborn]

@BigOnYa , I can just imagine girls reading this thread, thinking "is this really how guys act towards one another"? nah, it's just a proverbial game of "gay chicken." what guy can't resist that? haha

 

[JuanMena]

@BigOnYa , I can just imagine girls reading this thread, thinking "is this really how guys act towards one another"? nah, it's just a proverbial game of "gay chicken." what guy can't resist that? haha

You're mistaken here. There are no girls in GBATEMP.

 

[godreborn]

You're mistaken here. There are no girls in GBATEMP.

throw on a wig, and I'll treat you like one.

 

[JuanMena]

throw on a wig, and I'll treat you like one.

But I cook, I clean, I make sandwiches, I get screamed at, I do the dishes... I'm already being treated like one, except with less rights.

 

[Noctosphere]

But I cook, I clean, I make sandwiches, I get screamed at, I do the dishes... I'm already being treated like one, except with less rights.

Females shouldn't afford to be patreon on temp you fake bitch

 

[JuanMena]

Females shouldn't afford to be patreon on temp you fake bitch

For the record:

What can I say? I'm a cheap bi*** so... probably a can of coke and a nice burguer. I have standards.

 

[godreborn]

"What can I say? I'm a cheap bi*** so... probably a can of coke and a nice burguer. I have standards."

I can vouch for this. went to McDonalds, he sucked my dick in the drive through.

 

[Noctosphere]

"What can I say? I'm a cheap bi*** so... probably a can of coke and a nice burguer. I have standards."

I can vouch for this. went to McDonalds, he sucked my dick in the drive through.

That's what happens when queue are too long at the dricr through, you get bored...
Fun fact, the word queue also means 'tail' in french, and is also often used to describe male organ

 

[godreborn]

That's what happens when queue are too long at the dricr through, you get bored...
Fun fact, the word queue also means 'tail' in french, and is also often used to describe male organ

well, I squirted my own special sauce on his BigMac.

 

[Deleted member 546149]

Of course he/she/it is. All temp members are.

I'm the exception just like how I'm not a furry and how I'm not a liberal

 

[JuanMena]

"What can I say? I'm a cheap bi*** so... probably a can of coke and a nice burguer. I have standards."

I can vouch for this. went to McDonalds, he sucked my dick in the drive through.

Sh!
I am obligated to say that when I asked for the Children's meal I was expecting a small burger, not a tiny weenie.

 

[godreborn]

you should know what's tiny after sucking so many. I must say your ass was quite loose for someone who claims to be straight.

 

[JuanMena]

you should know what's tiny after sucking so many. I must say your ass was quite loose for someone who claims to be straight.

I have nothing prepared for this. Might take a while tbh

 

[godreborn]

I have nothing prepared for this. Might take a while tbh

well, I knew you'd say I had a small dick. that's what you always say when I say something gay to you. you're very predictable.

 

[JuanMena]

well, I knew you'd say I had a small dick. that's what you always say when I say something gay to you. you're very predictable.

Oh no!

Seriously wasn't expecting that.


Must level up my game then.