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Is JuanMena a virgin?
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he was a virgin until last night. let me a paint a picture for you. it was after hours, we were both tired after working out at the gym, so we were in the locker room showers. I noticed he had dropped the soap, so he bent over to pick it up. you've gotta understand, I was blue ballin', so I would've fucked anything. I came up from behind him, his ass looked nice and ripe, so I told him to stay that way and grab his ankles...
I was going to tell @JuanMena to bite on the soap, since he was going to need to wash his mouth out with soap after what he was about to say. he might need it to wash out other parts of his body once I'm done with him though. 
@BigOnYa , I can just imagine girls reading this thread, thinking "is this really how guys act towards one another"? nah, it's just a proverbial game of "gay chicken." what guy can't resist that? haha
But I cook, I clean, I make sandwiches, I get screamed at, I do the dishes... I'm already being treated like one, except with less rights.throw on a wig, and I'll treat you like one.
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Females shouldn't afford to be patreon on temp you fake bitch
For the record:
"What can I say? I'm a cheap bi*** so... probably a can of coke and a nice burguer. I have standards."
I can vouch for this. went to McDonalds, he sucked my dick in the drive through.
I can vouch for this. went to McDonalds, he sucked my dick in the drive through.
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That's what happens when queue are too long at the dricr through, you get bored...
Fun fact, the word queue also means 'tail' in french, and is also often used to describe male organ
Sh!
I am obligated to say that when I asked for the Children's meal I was expecting a small burger, not a tiny weenie.
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