I'm the worst person on the planet.

[mameks]

... and two eyeballs.

I lied about the eyeballs, okay?

Now let's just get off the subject...

Ok

Wait...wat?

 

[Rydian]

Anybody else hungry?

 

[Sterling]

Anybody else hungry?

Yea, but feed me another story. Then I'll eat my words.

 

[Rydian]

Anybody else hungry?

Yea, but feed me another story. Then I'll eat my words.

But they're my words, not yours.

... are you going to steal my words?

 

[ineap09]

 

[monkat]

Epic. Fucking. Win.

 

[bnwchbammer]

Saw a thread from you-know-where similar to this.
It was about some guy doing his mom.
Should have seen it coming, but as with the first one I was in shock and dismay.
Then I lol'd.

 

[mameks]

Saw a thread from you-know-where similar to this.
It was about some guy doing his mom.
Should have seen it coming, but as with the first one I was in shock and dismay.
Then I lol'd.

That's...wrong :/
But kinda funny xD

 

[monkat]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

 

[mameks]

'kay...

 

[monkat]

'kay...

SUCK HER EGG

 

[.Chris]

i hope she's okay...

 

[Arithmatics]

You are the fastest person I learned to not respect. With a record of about 10 seconds, the amount of time to read that.

I thought you were supposed to embrace fiction.....

I lol'd

On topic: Well I guess she deserved the punch in the face but not a lifetime of comatism. You should kiss her. maybe she'll wake up.

 

[RiderLeangle]

NO DON'T GO BEHIND THE SOFA IT'S WHERE I HIDE THE BODI- BONES!

NON-HUMAN BONES!

Huh?

*looks behind the sofa to make sure...*

Spoiler: Behind the sofa

*faints*

lololololol
Is phunny

It's also my phucking pic that got stolen

 

[PeregrinFig]

She was in a coma, and you were too busy walking your dinosaur to even care? What the fuck, man.

 

[mameks]

NO DON'T GO BEHIND THE SOFA IT'S WHERE I HIDE THE BODI- BONES!

NON-HUMAN BONES!

Huh?

*looks behind the sofa to make sure...*

Spoiler: Behind the sofa

*faints*

lololololol
Is phunny

It's also my phucking pic that got stolen

That's why it's phunny

 

[RiderLeangle]

NO DON'T GO BEHIND THE SOFA IT'S WHERE I HIDE THE BODI- BONES!

NON-HUMAN BONES!

Huh?

*looks behind the sofa to make sure...*

Spoiler: Behind the sofa

*faints*

lololololol
Is phunny

It's also my phucking pic that got stolen

That's why it's phunny

phuq you guys...
Yes... I had to combine Daphuck and dafuq.... Shit just got serious...

 

[ProtoKun7]

NO DON'T GO BEHIND THE SOFA IT'S WHERE I HIDE THE BODI- BONES!

NON-HUMAN BONES!

Spoiler: We'd like to have a word with you.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Less Emily, more Zooey.