I'm the worst person on the planet.

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  1. Rydian
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    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    I don't normally post about my personal life, but here I need to make an exception.
    • Been dating this girl for a few months
    • Cute girl, short, loves to be around me.
    • Go over her house one day.
    • We're trying some new yoga stuff.
    • She accidentally kicks me in the crotch.
    • Suddenly built up with uncontrollable rage.
    • Punch her in the face as hard as I can.
    • She falls down, bleeding.
    • Leave without checking her.
    • Fast-forward a few days.
    • Find out from her sister she's in the hospital.
    • She told her parents a robber did it because she felt bad.
    • Feel like shit.
    • Go to hospital to apologize.
    • Find out she fell into a coma.
    • Rush to the room.
    • Open the door.
    • Get on the floor.
    • Everybody walk the dinosaur.
     


  2. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    Charlotte's maze
    ;A;
     
  3. Rydian
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    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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  4. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    For the first sentence or so, I thought you were serious.

    Then I remembered that you were gay.
     
  5. Maplemage

    Maplemage ಠ_ಠ

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    Why would you care?
    Must've been fun?
     
  6. Rydian
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    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    I'm actually not. [​IMG]
     
  7. Ringo619

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  8. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Are you seriously not?

    I thought you said you were...
     
  9. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    *walks in*


    *walks out*
     
  10. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    FIX'D DAT FER YA
     
  11. EmbraceFiction

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    You have earned a personal record from me:

    You are the fastest person I learned to not respect. With a record of about 10 seconds, the amount of time to read that.
     
  12. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    At least you still respect me!
     
  13. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    I thought you were supposed to embrace fiction.....
     
  14. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    lol
     
  15. EmbraceFiction

    EmbraceFiction GBAtemp Regular

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    I lol'd.
     
  16. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Anyway, yeah, Rydian, you are the worst.

    Asshole.
     
  17. Fear Zoa

    Fear Zoa This... This is the world we live in

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    That story.....was beautiful
     
  18. iMasaru

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    dam, couldn't stop laughing >.<
    now i feel twisted and fked in the head...
     
  19. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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