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inb4 "what else is new?"

Went to an optional presentation for classes tonight. A retired DoD security guy gave us a presentation and talked to us about security auditing of a system/company. Learned a couple things, had some laughs, was nice... but it ran long and it's late and I'm tired and I have a headache now.

You know that thing cats do sometimes where they cuddle up to you, but then bite or growl when you move because you're disturbing their sleep and they're cranky?

If I had somebody to cuddle here I'd totally do that.
 

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If only I could travel through physical space using some sort of force, I would suckle your mantits as you do mine, and we'd lay on the floor all night basking in each other's warmth, despite your barren, hairless, cold skin.

What kind of force could I use?! Heat!? No....chemical?! GAH! ....Kinetic? Pish posh, heironymous bosch.


There is so much information in this post, I don't know where to fucking begin.
 

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While Monkat is scary, he poses no real threat.

Unless you wrong him...
That beard is not just for decoration, you know.
 

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Yeah, funny story about that.

One of my best buds here turned me into the police for some asinine law.Not only was I sent to prison, but was nailed on some boards on the wall! You have no idea how difficult it was to eat while awaiting trial!

Naturally though, I am devious, and I was able to use my beard to free myself, where I took refuge in a cave for a few days, before bleeding to death.

Next thing I know, I'm awake, without but a scratch on me, and the heat seems to have cooled down, so I went back home to spin my yarn on the temp.

Also, to offer homoerotic cuddling.
 

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As long as you have your priorities straight now.

Rydian was at a loose end... Suckling up to shag pile rugs... The carpet cleaning bill is ghastly.
 

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