ILU monkat!

[Rydian]

So here's a sign with my nipples, just like you've always wanted!

 

[Gore]

the face was totally necessary

 

[Rydian]

the face was totally necessary

I'm glad you agree!

I figured it'd give that extra "something special" for monkat.

 

[Schizoanalysis]

What's with the tongue? Are you imagining licking his nipples or something?

 

[Gore]

good thing he's used to fur.
sick.

 

[Rydian]

Y'all just mad your name isn't on that paper. :tlk2dahand:

 

[Uzumakijl]

the face was totally necessary

>implying being shirtless was necessary too


You just ruined my meal

 

[Schizoanalysis]

Y'all just mad your name isn't on that paper. :tlk2dahand:

Photoshop fix!

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

And you're supposed to be shy

 

[Veho]

And you're supposed to be shy

Who, Rydian? He's quite shameless.

 

[Rydian]

And you're supposed to be shy

You're just mad I haven't flashed you in the past three hours.

 

[Veho]

I don't know any of y'all IRL

As far as you know

 

[Rydian]

I...

Don't have any IRL friends.

In fact for my birthday I'm only having one person, and he's somebody I've only spoken to a few times.

 

[monkat]

OMG ILU2 RYDI!!!!!

AWESOME PIC BTW! YOUR NIPS ARE SO BIG AND THEY CONTRAST WELL WITH YOUR SKIN TONE!

Could stand to lose some weight though

--EDIT---As a quick note, I almost missed this thread since it was so far down. Then my monkat sense tingled.

 

[_Chaz_]

I feel an odd sensation... Could it be?



Terror.

 

[Rydian]

Could stand to lose some weight though

You know you like motorboating my fat rolls!




God that was hard to type. I feel unclean now.

 

[monkat]

Not at all. Motorboating is not my thing.

Although you do make a nice cuddlecouch.

 

[Rydian]

Except for all the shedding.

And molesterbating.

 

[monkat]

What do you have to shed?! The only furry thing about you is the space between your boobs and your neck...ironically.

Seriously, though, why do men shave/wax that off if you're not a bodybuilder? Women like to run their fingers through it - they don't want to date a woman with a penis.

I already accounted for the molesterbating

 

[Rydian]

Please tell me you washed your hands.

And the rest of you.