here's a reporter doing a story about birds and then the bird takes a shit in his mouth!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI
I actually HAVE seen a bird shit in a guy's mouth before. Twice! The first was when I was with my uncle at our neighbor's pool. My uncle fell asleep on one of those floating bed things, and a bird flying by timed it just right! He flipped over in the pool and started spitting. The second time was when I was playing minigolf with the same uncle, and there was a bird's nest on a light pole in the middle of the course. It looked like it was going to rain, so I mentioned it, and he looked up. Apparently, birds don't like my uncle