I'd like to start beating my girlfriend...

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Oct 15, 2010
  1. Cloak519
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    Hey Temp;
    I've been with my girlfriend for four years now and I feel as if I need to demonstrate my true power.
    I can't think of any way to better establish the fact that I'm a man than to beat the shit out of her.
    So I was wondering, any tips or advice?
    I mean like, do I keep hitting her even if she's bleeding or bruised? If she calls the cops, do I wear a burglar's mask and pretend to be a burglar?
    If she begs me to stop, do I keep hitting her until she admits that I'm more manly than her?
    I'm just so confused.
    It's difficult being a man.
    Thanks in advance! [​IMG]
     
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