i pissed on the toilet seat

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Wipe it off with your sock then.


As if a woman never left a snail trail.
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I believe you just challenged me to a physics off. Worse is you appear to have drawn and absolute line in the sand (or would that be across vinyl floor?) as far as physical impossibility, not just infeasibility.

However before we contemplate the shapes, sizes, hair physics, fluid dynamics and alterations to standard models* we do get to adopt a more observational approach of the world at large, such is standard methodology in formation of a hypothesis.

I have two main observation fields in this regard.

1) In various locations over the years we hung the bog roll on the back of the door. Further to this the common complaint of "you left the toilet seat up, as a result I fell in" would appear to speak to a lack of situational awareness such that it is similarly unlikely that procurement or confirmation of sufficient bog roll is undertaken in every instance.
It should also be noted that such substances as are likely to be encountered in the hypothetical do dry differently to both water and appear different than plain old air.
Accordingly

2) While my usual position in the "death or customer service" question is to provide the asker with details of my chosen funeral home I have never the less found myself playing plumber in some public facing establishments with gendered toilets. Women's toilets on only the few times I was asked to solve a problem in one have been disgusting in ways I can not begin to explain, indeed the physics involved in achieving the results witnessed could only be said to be achieved with a series of localised wormholes and the malice of a force greater than the universe. Once I had extricated myself I conveyed my findings to the owners of the establishment, who proceeded to go in, return and say "boy, you ain't seen nothing yet" and I have no reason to doubt that.

Footage of such matters might also be of interest. Fortunately there appears to be hours of footage available online at all angles, shapes, sizes and styles of hair. A brief survey would appear to indicate the possibility for retained fluids, and a study of relevant medical textbooks says following procreation or sometimes just age that various levels of further retention and leakage happen (whether reverse order deposition counts for the initial proposition we might have to debate). That said most do not seem to be conducted in a scientifically rigorous manner, and furthermore there might be ethics concerns if the psychology department have anything to say about the apparent nature of footage collection.

Analogue replica tests would be next, however I appear to both be out of elastomer products and don't feel like wasting my jelly. This initial attempt at study/characterisation of shapes, sizes and the like as well as observationally determining best chance for a successful test is also taking jerry the intern a seemingly inordinate amount of time and bandwidth.

*mainly the suitability of water as an analogue in both physical tests and computerised, though it should be noted most additions, including those likely present in the range of possibilities of standard urine, to pure water only make the chance of a positive result increase as few things alter surface tension such that pure "sticktivity", rapid vaporisation or some variation on the theme of superfluid will happen.
 

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I believe you just challenged me to a physics off. Worse is you appear to have drawn and absolute line in the sand (or would that be across vinyl floor?) as far as physical impossibility, not just infeasibility.

However before we contemplate the shapes, sizes, hair physics, fluid dynamics and alterations to standard models* we do get to adopt a more observational approach of the world at large, such is standard methodology in formation of a hypothesis.

I have two main observation fields in this regard.

1) In various locations over the years we hung the bog roll on the back of the door. Further to this the common complaint of "you left the toilet seat up, as a result I fell in" would appear to speak to a lack of situational awareness such that it is similarly unlikely that procurement or confirmation of sufficient bog roll is undertaken in every instance.
It should also be noted that such substances as are likely to be encountered in the hypothetical do dry differently to both water and appear different than plain old air.
Accordingly

2) While my usual position in the "death or customer service" question is to provide the asker with details of my chosen funeral home I have never the less found myself playing plumber in some public facing establishments with gendered toilets. Women's toilets on only the few times I was asked to solve a problem in one have been disgusting in ways I can not begin to explain, indeed the physics involved in achieving the results witnessed could only be said to be achieved with a series of localised wormholes and the malice of a force greater than the universe. Once I had extricated myself I conveyed my findings to the owners of the establishment, who proceeded to go in, return and say "boy, you ain't seen nothing yet" and I have no reason to doubt that.

Footage of such matters might also be of interest. Fortunately there appears to be hours of footage available online at all angles, shapes, sizes and styles of hair. A brief survey would appear to indicate the possibility for retained fluids, and a study of relevant medical textbooks says following procreation or sometimes just age that various levels of further retention and leakage happen (whether reverse order deposition counts for the initial proposition we might have to debate). That said most do not seem to be conducted in a scientifically rigorous manner, and furthermore there might be ethics concerns if the psychology department have anything to say about the apparent nature of footage collection.

Analogue replica tests would be next, however I appear to both be out of elastomer products and don't feel like wasting my jelly. This initial attempt at study/characterisation of shapes, sizes and the like as well as observationally determining best chance for a successful test is also taking jerry the intern a seemingly inordinate amount of time and bandwidth.

*mainly the suitability of water as an analogue in both physical tests and computerised, though it should be noted most additions, including those likely present in the range of possibilities of standard urine, to pure water only make the chance of a positive result increase as few things alter surface tension such that pure "sticktivity", rapid vaporisation or some variation on the theme of superfluid will happen.
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