I have a stalker.

[stinkoman]

Alright, so there was this girl, she's a year older than me, and she got my cell phone number from her younger sister. She started texting me, and we got along pretty well, until I told her I liked her. (She had made it evident that she liked me.) Then, I received a barrage of about 500 poorly written (She has an EnV!!! Why use text speak on those?!!?) text messages a day, and it got to the point where my ringtone makes me want to gouge my eyes out. So it really started to piss me off, so I made up this bullshit story about my battery being dead, until my parents got home so I could ask them for advice. They told me to be polite and tell her that my mom was getting pissed about all my texting and that I was supposed to her to keep her texting me to a minimum, along with all my other contacts. The other contacts part was complete bullshit, but it made a nice touch. She told me she wasn't sure if she could do that. I talked to my mom and she said to forget it and just not answer the texts, but instead I'm blocking them all for a few weeks until she realizes that I just want her to shut the fuck up already, and hopefuly she'll just get over it.

I'll keep you guys posted on what happens, if you care.

Moral of the story:
Fucking NEVER try to become more outgoing!!!

 

[Law]

Try putting your phone on silent, or switching to a decent ringtone.

 

[SpikeyBryan]

I say you rape her.

 

[Raika]

Change your phone number?

 

[Cannonman]

call the cops

 

[Vidboy10]

I say you rape her.

 

[NeSchn]

Just block her number, I know my phone has a feature where you can block numbers.


Or, you could always just do her, maybe she will stop stalking you.

 

[stinkoman]

I say you rape her.

D:

But seriously, now my phone is ringing ALL the fucking time. I've got it muted right now, and, normally, I'd just change the ringtone to a silent one, but she calls on a restricted number!!! We live in a small town and her locker is near mine so I fucking hope she gets over this by Monday, because, if not, I'm fucked. It doesn't help that she REALLY fucking liked me, either, she wanted to slow dance with me at the school dance. I couldn't dance if I had to, and I really hope she's not going to go psycho and kill everyone at school, or herself, for that matter. She's a tom boy and started asking for my opinions on fashion related shit on, like, day fucking two. How the fuck am I supposed to know?!!? I've had, like, one previous girlfriend that never really asked for my opinion on fucking anything, and I'm not some sick fuck who sits around and looks at women's clothing all day. This wouldn't be the first time for her, though, my buddy Gerrick was getting texted by her so fucking much he had to block her fucking number. Jesus.
EDIT: I have Verizon, and to block numbers I believe you need mobile internet. I'll probably change my number, but that's a pain in the ass. I don't know. I'll be right back. 15 missed calls. Christ.

 

[Splych]

I'd say block her number, ignore her all the time. She'll realize one day, that you don't like her.

 

[DeMoN]

Just tell her you get charged a lot for receiving text messages, then let her spam the crap out of you on AIM or something.

 

[stinkoman]

I'd say block her number, ignore her all the time. She'll realize one day, that you don't like her.

Or she'll go crazy and kill everyone. But, whichever comes first, right? That, and I can't be mean to girls, for some reason. I can call guys any sort of profanity, but if it's to a girl or a girl's near by I don't swear at all, it sucks. I did kind of like her, when I figured the calls would die down after a while, but it's been like 5 days, and I'm getting even more now.

 

[Law]

She obviously just wants to be with you a lot, so spend a lot of time with her so she can actually talk to you instead of sending you messages.

"Just kiss already!", etc.

 

[Oh Really?]

Wow...If you really like her, just be like
"Hey, I like you and all but seriously, please calm down with the texts/calls. If you want to hang out or something, I would be happy to. I am getting in trouble from my parents because I'm only allowed a certain amount of texts a month. Now I'm not saying don't text me at all, just not for every little thing. I hope you understand, thanks"

That's what I would do.

P.S. Whatever you do, don't give her a wii, we don't need someone like that around here asking questions

hahaha

 

[stinkoman]

She obviously just wants to be with you a lot, so spend a lot of time with her so she can actually talk to you instead of sending you messages.

"Just kiss already!", etc.

Honestly, that'd probably result in her texting me even more, and I can't keep my texting off forever. Oh, and I'd tell her that it was charging me a fuckton, but she knows I have verizon, and Verizon to Verizon is free, unfortunately.

Oh yeah, and @ above: I would do that, but right now she just annoys the fuck out of me, and I can't anyway, because she's already becoming like a psycho ex-girlfriend, and I've made it clear that I want her to shut the fuck up. Oh and, as for her geting a wii, her friend has one, and she's thinking about getting one, and I hope she doesn't know what piracy is. Another reason I can't stand her is that, for a while I didn't notice, but now I'm noticing she's not the brightest person, and she's done this (100s of texts/calls) before. She's cute, and she's got a great personality, but she's kind of, umm, annoying and doesn't realize that consistent, one-word, answers mean that I want her to shut the fuck up so I can play Left 4 Dead and Team Fortress 2 with my friends Robert, Jon, and Robin, and it's not that I'm anti-social, it's just that she literally starts texting me at 7 am and stops at 11 pm, and I get one every 5 or so minutes.

 

[ragingchaosgod]

Wow...If you really like her, just be like
"Hey, I like you and all but seriously, please calm down with the texts/calls. If you want to hang out or something, I would be happy to. I am getting in trouble from my parents because I'm only allowed a certain amount of texts a month. Now I'm not saying don't text me at all, just not for every little thing. I hope you understand, thanks"

I agree with this, yo. ><
Next time you see her, get her attention and say it to her face. HOPEFULLY, she'll understand.

 

[stinkoman]

Wow...If you really like her, just be like
"Hey, I like you and all but seriously, please calm down with the texts/calls. If you want to hang out or something, I would be happy to. I am getting in trouble from my parents because I'm only allowed a certain amount of texts a month. Now I'm not saying don't text me at all, just not for every little thing. I hope you understand, thanks"

I agree with this, yo. ><
Next time you see her, get her attention and say it to her face. HOPEFULLY, she'll understand.

Yeah, I would, but I talked to my friends and they said this always happens with her, most of them just ignore it, but some of them have changed their numbers AND blocked her. There's no reasoning with people like that, you know? She's like a psycho ex-girlfriend, I mean I like her, but she asks hundreds of questions about things that are often private, and I like girls that are smart, and she's, well, not very smart, to be honest. She didn't know what minimum ment!

 

[flusflus89]

Dude, for how long you appeal to this chick, she'll come around. Maybe you should try becoming less interesting to her. e-mail her some Anal Cunt song lyrics like in "I Became A Conselour So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It" or "You were pregnant So I Kicked You In The Stomach" or "Domestic Violence Ir Really Really Really Funny".
She'll eventualy go away.

 

[Oh Really?]

Wow...If you really like her, just be like
"Hey, I like you and all but seriously, please calm down with the texts/calls. If you want to hang out or something, I would be happy to. I am getting in trouble from my parents because I'm only allowed a certain amount of texts a month. Now I'm not saying don't text me at all, just not for every little thing. I hope you understand, thanks"

I agree with this, yo. ><
Next time you see her, get her attention and say it to her face. HOPEFULLY, she'll understand.

Yeah, I would, but I talked to my friends and they said this always happens with her, most of them just ignore it, but some of them have changed their numbers AND blocked her. There's no reasoning with people like that, you know? She's like a psycho ex-girlfriend, I mean I like her, but she asks hundreds of questions about things that are often private, and I like girls that are smart, and she's, well, not very smart, to be honest. She didn't know what minimum ment!

Oh, I didn't realize that all of your friends had dated her as well x.x In that case, don't even go after her, it most likely will not work out. If your friends don't like her, when you want to go out like bowling with other people, you won't be able to invite any of your friends since they don't like her and already dated her.

 

[stinkoman]

Thanks for your advice guys, I turned my texts back on and unmuted my phone, because the calls have stopped, might see if she texts me in the morning, and I'll try to explain that she's texting me way to much, and it's driving me crazy, if she understands, I'll say I just want to be friends, if she doesn't, expect to hear about it.

None of us have "dated" her, she just texted us all the time. That, and I'd rather not follow Gerrick's method of avoidance, because all of the girls hate him, and I'm not sure Jon has ever had a girlfriend.

 

[FAST6191]

Even simpler method: start a relationship with her, meet her friends and then hit on/sleep with one of them (if they are noticeably ugly even better).

You said no being mean but I would argue it is not being mean- one needs to speak the language, when in Rome, actions words louder than speak.....