I have a stalker.

[Veho]

when in Rome, actions words louder than speak.....

LOL

"in Rome when, actions than words louder speak" would be more accurate... sorry... can't help myself...

 

[Raki]

(if they are noticeably ugly even better).

this one could turn out bad...you'll never know how ugly her friends may be...

 

[CasperH]

Marry her

 

[BiT.SLEDGE]

Send her endless chain mails. That should get her to send them to her contacts (and if you're right about your freinds getting texts she probably has a lot of them) and therefore the contacts will complain and then a huge conversation starts. Mind you, I had one of these people before but I'm a douche so I just said I'm gay (I'm not really though). Haha, she didn't know what hit her. But good chain mails are:
1. Send this to (Insert Number eg. over 9000) and someone you love will (insert verb: rape, love, domestically abuse) you.
2. OMG OMG OMG IF YUO WERRE BOERN ON THE 30TH OF FEBURRY SEND DIS TO 26 PEOPLE AND YOUR LOVE/ENEMY/FRIEND WILL KISS/NOT KILL/BUY YOU A NEW DOG. (Delete as nessacary)
Nah, just talk to her face to face and if she doesn't stop just tell her that I'll never (like/love/fuck with/have touchy feelys with) you again if you keep texting me. (If she is that stupid it could work!

)

 

[TrolleyDave]

How about just embarrassing the hell out of her in public? Next time you see her in public just walk up to her and say something like "Look, I'm grateful for the blow job and I liked the fact that you swallowed but jesus christ, get over it already".

 

[Domination]

Create a reward system

Only 35 messages a week for a month, you buy her some small gift.
Only 28 messages a week for a month, you go on a date with her at the next nearest Sunday
Only 21 messages a week for a month, you wait for her after school and send her home everyday for a week
Only 14 meesages a week for a month, you let her kiss you.
Only 7 messages a week for a month, you have sex with her.

Good idea?

 

[TheDarkSeed]

Create a reward system

Only 35 messages a week for a month, you buy her some small gift.
Only 28 messages a week for a month, you go on a date with her at the next nearest Sunday
Only 21 messages a week for a month, you wait for her after school and send her home everyday for a week
Only 14 messages a week for a month, you let her kiss you.
Only 7 messages a week for a month, you have sex with her.

Good idea?

Wow, that's a great idea! It seriously is.

 

[rockstar99]

Create a reward system

Only 35 messages a week for a month, you buy her some small gift.
Only 28 messages a week for a month, you go on a date with her at the next nearest Sunday
Only 21 messages a week for a month, you wait for her after school and send her home everyday for a week
Only 14 meesages a week for a month, you let her kiss you.
Only 7 messages a week for a month, you have sex with her.

Good idea?

Dommy your smart

 

[Prophet]

chao1212 in a couple of weeks:

"...and now she barely messages me at all. What did I do wrong?

"

 

[Matt140]

Y'know, theres a rather simple way of stopping all this.

Kill Her.

 

[Veho]

Misinterpret her constant texting as a sign of attraction and offer her sex.

Worst case scenario: she gets offended and leaves you alone.



'Nuff said.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Misinterpret her constant texting as a sign of attraction and offer her sex.

Worst case scenario: she gets offended and leaves you alone.



'Nuff said.

Actually it's "Worse case scenario: you get her pregnant."

 

[Veho]

lrn2contraception.

 

[Kawo]

Stick in her pooper.

 

[moodswinger]

Just curious, how can she text 500+ a day? Doesn't she have a life?

 

[Cermage]

ask for sex. if she doesnt accept. friendzone her.

 

[worlok375]

I like dommy's reward system.

 

[CasperH]

Or just rape her, get in jail, kill some people in jail and you end up in a isolation cell

 

[stinkoman]

Just curious, how can she text 500+ a day? Doesn't she have a life?

That's what I'm wondering, too. I'm getting less texts now, though, and I didn't do any of the shit on this page, except for what I said I did.

Oh yeah, why the fuck does everyone's solution involve rape?

 

[omgpwn666]

Because they are resolving there sexual fantasies through your life. Anyways that's annoying,call the cops,its funny.