How to come out of the closet in 6 easy steps!

[JuanMena]

you're my number one customer. should I get you a flesh-colored glass?

You should get me a sandwich.

 

[godreborn]

You should get me a sandwich.

heavy on "meat"?

 

[JuanMena]

heavy on "meat"?

... yes, please

 

[godreborn]

... yes, please

you, sir, are gay.

 

[JuanMena]

you, sir, are gay.

 

[KitChan]

It's just 6 easy steps guys, why is it so hard for ya'll?

 

[Noctosphere]

It's just 6 easy steps guys, why is it so hard for ya'll?

instructions unclear!
Dick stucks in your avy's mouth

 

[Seriel]

Step 1. Locate a closet.
Step 2. Open the closet door.
Step 3. Get inside the closet.
Step 4. Close the closet door again.
Step 5. Wait for an unsuspecting person to pass by
Step 6. Burst out of the closet and yell 'BOO!'

You have now come out of the closet.

I tried this but it just made me gayer, is this normal?

 

[KitChan]

I tried this but it just made me gayer, is this normal?

It's more normal than the rest of this thread.

 

[SG854]

Instructions very clear, I scared someone to death and going to jail for murder.

 

[Veho]

Guise help, the giraffe is still in my closet. It's judging my shirts. The elephant ate my lettuce. Halp.