How do you find a rich girlfriend?

[sexually_inactive]

I don't care how old and ugly she is, only that she has money and lets me spend it.

 

[Veho]

Become hot, fit, charming, and sexually active.

 

[SylverReZ]

If you're not terminally online about your desires in the EoF then you'll become sexually active.

 

[K3Nv4]

If you're not terminally online about your desires in the EoF then you'll become sexually active.

I'm afraid even doing that won't help his case.

 

[DinohScene]

by going outside and touching grass.

 

[SylverReZ]

by going outside and touching grass.

Always good advice but he never listens to us.

 

[Veho]

Always good advice but he never listens to us.

inactive be like:

 

[K3Nv4]

inactive be like:

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Isnt that like everyone tho?

 

[K3Nv4]

 

[Veho]

Isnt that like everyone tho?

What? I can't read.

 

[K3Nv4]

What? I can't read.

You were going to write down your banking information.

 

[Veho]

 

[K3Nv4]

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[sexually_inactive]

Always good advice but he never listens to us.

I already took his advice and even went the extra mile and touched a girl's bush. It was a real shame we broke up so quickly and she will never let me touch it again.

 

[hippy dave]

Careful about saying bush or x69420 will get grumpy

 

[Veho]

Careful about saying bush or x69420 will get grumpy

x prefers 80s bush to 2000s bush.

 

[hippy dave]

x prefers 80s bush to 2000s bush.

Understandable, I just thought that as far as pubic topiary trends go, 2000s wouldn't fall under the definition of "current"

 

[K3Nv4]

Understandable, I just thought that as far as pubic topiary trends go, 2000s wouldn't fall under the definition of "current"

Banned for being too Bushy.