Well you see.. We have a yearbook photo shooting in our school soon. And I really wanted to think of a funny way to take this photo and to have it that way for the rest of my life. I enjoy a good sense of humor, so I thought about it and I really want to have an eyepatch when I take that picture. That way i'll be known forever as the "Pirate guy!" and i'd have a really funny story about it. However, I NEVER LIE. How do I get a legal health-eyepatch for curing reasons? I'm NOT GOING TO LIE just for that. I don't like lying. I prefer hurting my eye somehow so that I will have to go with an eyepatch for 24 hours and take that picture. The question is for What reasons people need to wear an eyepatch, and how do I get one by doing Minimal-damage to myself? P.S. This is a serious question. I'm not a masochist or anything, I just really want to take that photo. Thanks in advance!