Hi, I'm Colonel Harland Sanders

[coolbho3000]

I'm Colonel Harland Sanders and I'd like to tell you a little bit about my Kentucky Fried Chicken. Now I said Kentucky Fried Chicken, there's only one way to cook Colonel Sanders' Kentucky Fried Chicken and that's my way. We always use plump, young brawlers, always fresh never frozen chicken, it's cut in pieces and each piece is dipped into milk and egg wash, then into seasoned flour, to which we add the eleven different spices and herbs for flavor. One more thing, folks - it's the only way that you're going to get chicken that is finger lickin' good, and I'd be mighty proud to have you try Colonel Sanders' Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mighty proud.

 

[worlok375]

LOL! And the point of this was?

 

[silent sniper]

little do you know, many years after you die, your chicken will become the standard for the inner-city ghetto.

 

[worlok375]

little do you know, many years after you die, your chicken will become the standard for the inner-city ghetto.

Oh no. Wait...how do you know when I'll die?

Edit: I see you meant colonel Sanders.

 

[NeSchn]

Your KFC Bowl changed my life.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Fuck your eleven herbs and spices.
(okay so I really don't mean that)

But the Honey Barbecue wings are the finest invention since bacon.



EDIT: Thanks mthr!

 

[Bladexdsl]

KFC tastes like fucking shit now i swear here cos every1 was bitching about how fatty and bad it was for you they have changed it. it tastes like old ass now i don't know how it tastes anywhere else but i guarantee it tastes fucking awful here. i'm never eating it again.

 

[FISHY_au]

KFC tastes like fucking shit now i swear here cos every1 was bitching about how fatty and bad it was for you they have changed it. it tastes like old ass now i don't know how it tastes anywhere else but i guarantee it tastes fucking awful here. i'm never eating it again.

how do you know what old ass tastes like?

 

[Hop2089]

You know Colonel Sanders, KFC's Japanese branch is collaborating with Sega for Phantasy Star Portable 2. What's your opinion on this matter?

 

[ProtoKun7]

Is anyone else eagerly awaiting Imagine: KFC Chef?

Spoiler

I'm not

 

[raulpica]

F**K! This reminded me I'm in KFC withdrawal!

I have not eaten something made by KFC sincer Summer (I found a lot of KFCs in Egypt! Awesome, I ate there daily

)

AND THE WORST THING IS THAT WE DON'T HAVE ANY HERE!
FREAKING COUNTRY!

 

[fgghjjkll]

Guys. I'm a KFC fanatic... >_>

 

[ProtoKun7]

I had lunch at KFC on Tuesday

 

[coolbho3000]

Praise Colonel Harland D. Sanders