Happy Bortzday Bortz

[Tom Bombadildo]

Stop masturbating and eat some cake

Happy Birthday Bortz

 

[DinohScene]

Please glaze mah cake with yer web

Happy b-day laddy <3

 

[Flame]

Good points...

• you are older..
• We Pick Up New Skills
• We’re Happier
• We Make Better Decisions (About Our Money, Too)
• Sex

Bad points,,

• you are gonna die soon.

 

[migles]

Stop masturbating and eat some cake

EDIT: OMG 1337 POSTS! I AM SO LEET!

 

[GameWinner]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Deleted User]

happy b-day =D

 

[p1ngpong]

Happy birthday slave, get back to work now!

 

[GamerzHell9137]

Happy Birthday Bortz

 

[Vipera]

HB!

 

[ComeTurismO]

Happy Birthday so hard that everyone died

 

[BORTZ]

Thanks guys <3 I really appreciate it

 

[endoverend]

Happy bathdy.

 

[Veho]

Happy Bortzday!

The Temp right now:

 

[Densetsu]

Spoiler: Fappy Bortzday!

Go ahead and fap and eat cake; it's your birthday--you can do whatever the f*ck you want.

Just don't fap on the cake.

 

[migles]

Spoiler: Fappy Bortzday!

Go ahead and fap and eat cake; it's your birthday--you can do whatever the f*ck you want.

Just don't fap on the cake.

pff, double standards.... such hypocrisy!

people put powder sugar on the cake, why not liquid sugar with a lot of nutrients? its a win win situation! (except for the sugar company, cuz once he tastes, can't untaste)

ps: someone make a graph to compare the pros and cons of cake with powder sugar vs liquid sugar

 

[Black-Ice]

Happy Birthday Spoderman

 

[raulpica]

THIS IS BORTZ

AND HE GETS ALL TEH CHICKS

BECAUSE HE'S GOT #SWAG


Happy birthday you serial fapper

 

[MegaAce™]

Happy birthday, Bortz!

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Happy birthday you serial fapper

:tom:

 

[Crisp Cookie]

Happy b-day!