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Stop masturbating and eat some cake :whip:

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Happy Birthday :bortz: :toot: Bortz
 
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Good points...

  • you are older..
  • We Pick Up New Skills
  • We’re Happier
  • We Make Better Decisions (About Our Money, Too)
  • Sex


Bad points,,

  • you are gonna die soon.
 
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Go ahead and fap and eat cake; it's your birthday--you can do whatever the f*ck you want.

Just don't fap on the cake.


pff, double standards.... such hypocrisy!

people put powder sugar on the cake, why not liquid sugar with a lot of nutrients? its a win win situation! (except for the sugar company, cuz once he tastes, can't untaste)

ps: someone make a graph to compare the pros and cons of cake with powder sugar vs liquid sugar
 

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