Half Dozen People Petition White House to Round Up Copies of Skyrim

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  1. EnigmaBlade
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    http://kotaku.com/58...w-and-burn-them
     


  2. Nathan Drake

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    Why is this considered news if anybody can make petitions like this now? If I go and make a ridiculous petition about banning a video game, do I get attention too? I'm sure I can get at least five people to back me, too!
     
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  3. Sora de Eclaune

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    Blizzard Entertainment? Really?

    Also, why are people signing it with joke names? That'll just push the petition into higher recognition!
     
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  4. KingVamp

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    This is about as ridiculous as Mario killing and wearing the skin of tanukis...
     
  5. Densetsu

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    Wouldn't YOU like to know?
    What a douche.

    It's Skyrim, not SkyRim.
     
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  6. Skelletonike

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    Fail... It's Bethesda... Also those fags are completely wrong, I mean, I'm christian and an acolythe aka altar boy and I friggin love Skyrim, I mean I just finished playing Saints Row the Third where the main char is clearly a lunatic mass murderer (with extremely good sense of humor and awesome style) and from my point of view, that game, where you kill people, bribe cops and all that shiz is way worse than a game that's set in a completely diff world... Anyways, people nowadays use religion as an excuse for anything, regarding homosexuality, even the pope has accepted it, I mean.. sure... it's a bit... weird... having sausage fests, but anyways, it's not Skyrim that will make people go all bad... Besides, the game clearly isnt for kids, just be good parents and make sure ur underage kids don't play that game... Seesh... I recall once seeing a protest against ACDC songs saying they worshiped the devil... Damn people see evil everywhere. D=

    I love Elder of Scrolls games, and Skyrim is an amazing game, it'll never be banned, I bet Obama also plays Skyrim. >3
     
  7. Giggtysword344

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    I looked at this and I have to say there is no amount of Facepalm i can give someone to describe the stupidity of this. I mean Really? make a national database monitoring teenagers about video games? Prosecuting people who play Skyrim? All i can say is that the people trying to petition this are Idiots.
     
  8. Densetsu

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    I bet even Jesus plays Skyrim. He spends all day killing those unholy draugr.
     
  9. Thesolcity

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    wtf is Christwire?
     
  10. smile72

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    I love it sex and homosexuality are destroying the Christian values this nation was built on, another moron who never knew about separation of church and state.
     
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  11. alphamule

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    I thought Obama was supposed to be the messiah so they're the same person? Just kidding! Yeah, 2008 wants it's jokes back.

    So thanks to this petition, I now want to go get Skyrim. Nice job, guys! I suggest we have a petition to form death squads for people that try to take away my video game hardware and software. We'll see how far that one gets. Maybe 500 signers just from this site? LOL

    I'd give you a link but I already got in trouble for that 'encyclopedia' link this week. Hehe, I looked "Christwire" up in Google and it's... Hmm probably better to just go look yourself. The site is definitely very weird.
     
  12. emugirl1994

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    Wow, crazy ass over zealous white Christians actually want to petition Skyrim? -____- People are so ignorant these days...
     
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  13. Thesolcity

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    You know they are white how...?

    Oh, its like Westboro 'cept completely web-based. Carry on, I thought I'd have to do some more apologetics. :P

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  14. stanleyopar2000

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    is this the same fuck on CristWire that said that My Little Pony: FIM, and Portal 2 are homosexual recruitment tools??...sometimes I wonder why god, fate, karma, keeps these people breathing and alive every morning :glare:
     
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  15. smile72

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    This made me laugh so hard! I'm amazed at these people.
     
  16. Thesolcity

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    I just read the Portal 2 article. :rofl2:
     
  17. Helpful Corn

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    signed - Jenny Tills
     
  18. brandonspikes

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    I spat my water on my monitor when I saw Blizzard Entertainment.
     
  19. KingVamp

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    Skyrim teaches kids that it is ok to put their rims towards the sky while "role playing".
    :tpi:

    That the first time I heard that. So badly hilarious.
    :mellow: :blink: :rofl2:

    These are the guys that are tainted. Who thinks like that? :lol:
     
  20. Forstride

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    You guys are getting trolled so bad. Normally trolls are subpar and terrible at trolling, but these guys are pros.
     
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