Girls don't exist.

[gnmmarechal]

What's a girl?

I think it is some kind of smartphone that cuts vegetables and makes food /s

Sent from my cave of despair where I collect souls

 

[H1B1Esquire]

This is correct. There are only Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes.

 

[Master Dimentio]

I classify as a boy... Oh wait. Nvm.

 

[Yil]

Of course girls don't exist. None of us exist despite we are here commenting on c**p.
Edit: All men are trolls and must be purged from existence.

 

[Deleted User]

HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

 

[Deleted member 381889]

HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

ok

 

[Deleted User]

What's a girl?

i've never seen one but i've been told they're disgusting creatures that lurk in packs and smell like coffee and sometimes sickly-sweet perfume that causes asthma attacks, they most commonly dwell in starbucks or the dreaded "urban outfitters" and other such places
a friend of mine was touched by a girl when he was 8 years old and died in a hospital a week later due to being infected by cooties

 

[Bubsy Bobcat]

i've never seen one but i've been told they're disgusting creatures that lurk in packs and smell like coffee and sometimes sickly-sweet perfume that causes asthma attacks, they most commonly dwell in starbucks or the dreaded "urban outfitters" and other such places
a friend of mine was touched by a girl when he was 8 years old and died in a hospital a week later due to being infected by cooties

top 10 saddest anime deaths

 

[DrkBeam]

Of course girls don't exist. None of us exist despite we are here commenting on c**p.
Edit: All men are trolls and must be purged from existence.

How can i disagree with you <3

 

[Deleted User]

top 10 saddest anime deaths

sadder in the manga

 

[Piluvr]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Yil]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

But as a foreigner, I must destroy you on first sight.

 

[Deleted User]

But as a foreigner, I must destroy you on first sight.

But, as a proud Murican, I must deport foreigners to appease our Lord and Savior Trump.

 

[Yil]

But, as a proud Murican, I must deport foreigners to appease our Lord and Savior Trump.

I like what Trumps is doing cause it remind us that US is a piece of s*** on the inside and that the world can move on without it. And just to clarify, I am not into Christianity, Islam and I am not a Jew, and hold minor hatred against all 3.

 

[The Catboy]

Come on guys

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Deleted member 381889]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

damnit why

 

[The Catboy]

damnit why

Because you aren't either;
1: Drunk as me
2: Slutty as me

 

[Deleted member 381889]

Because you aren't either;
1: Drunk as me
2: Slutty as me

one of the two

 

[The Catboy]

one of the two

git gud

 

[Deleted member 381889]

git gud

:c