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What's a girl?
i've never seen one but i've been told they're disgusting creatures that lurk in packs and smell like coffee and sometimes sickly-sweet perfume that causes asthma attacks, they most commonly dwell in starbucks or the dreaded "urban outfitters" and other such places
a friend of mine was touched by a girl when he was 8 years old and died in a hospital a week later due to being infected by cooties
 

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i've never seen one but i've been told they're disgusting creatures that lurk in packs and smell like coffee and sometimes sickly-sweet perfume that causes asthma attacks, they most commonly dwell in starbucks or the dreaded "urban outfitters" and other such places
a friend of mine was touched by a girl when he was 8 years old and died in a hospital a week later due to being infected by cooties
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
 
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
But as a foreigner, I must destroy you on first sight.
 

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But, as a proud Murican, I must deport foreigners to appease our Lord and Savior Trump.
I like what Trumps is doing cause it remind us that US is a piece of s*** on the inside and that the world can move on without it. And just to clarify, I am not into Christianity, Islam and I am not a Jew, and hold minor hatred against all 3.
 
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