GBAtemp Tempmas Mini-Comp #3

[Banger]

What about for next year?! Can never start getting ready for Christmas to early. Even if this one has yet to happen.

 

[Destructobot]

There once was a lovely French fellow
Who went by the name of Costello
He hung out with Shaun
and from dusk until dawn
they wrestled each other in Jell-O

 

[DarkRey]

'Tempmas Plutonium Limerickium

There once was a guy named Toni
Who was extremely tall and bony
But don't laugh at the guy
Or you'll get poked in the eye
By his nuclear throbbing baloney (or his hair)

This dude, they say he's bionic
Now isn't that quite ironic?
Bones of steel cold as ice
Yet he's overly nice
And he made the skin Sakuratronic

Toni's actually really quite kinky
He'll stuff certain holes with his pinky
He's a smexy machine
Wanna know what I mean?
Go ahead and click on the linky (don't forget the spoilers!)

Toni is out on a mission
To rule with nuclear fission
And his enemies will cower
In the face of his power
As he wages his war of attrition

So radioactive he could go KA-BLOOIE
And dazzle you with all his tattooies
He's the Boss of the Force
A damn good one of course
And he p0wns over Banjo Kazooie

N00bs ask which flashcart to buy
Oh why do they even try?
The explosion will be loud
As Toni farts a mushroom cloud
By nuclear heat those n00bs'll fry

He may be a little bit psycho
But hey, what's there not to like-o?
He's a mod, you should love it
If not, then just shove it
Or get impaled on a keratinous spike-o

Ask him for ROMs and you'll get hit
And get cut to pieces bit by bit
You may be curious
And ask "y so srs?"
It's 'cause Toni won't stand for that sh*t

Beware his atomic blast-y
I've heard it can be quite nasty
If you post flamebait
You'll be out like '08
And the Rickrolls performed by Rick Astley (new R4 v1.20 firmware here)*

Hot blood flows through his vena cava
So hot it'll burn you like lava
So don't f*ck with the man
Or he'll hit ya with a ban
He's scary, just look at his ava!

I'm honored to be a comrade of Toni's
And not just another one of his cronies
His friends, he will carry
But his enemies, he will bury
Under a pile of Imagine: Ponyz

His exploits have made him a mod
All he needs now is a plutonium rod
He's just and he's fair
And he's got awesome hair
The requirements of a nuclear god

With nuclear powers like the sun
Toni has made the 'Temp even more fun
And so I'm glad to be here
To spread the Christmas cheer
God Toni bless us, every one








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*A VERY ANNOYING Rickroll, do NOT click! It's just there for effect, a nod to the fake R4 firmwares that have popped up, as well as all the Rickrolls we've had this year. It's a tribute to all things that are "soooo 2008," since the year is about to end.

sad i dont have poetry skills
awesome!!

 

[NeSchn]

Ahh damnit... I was at band practice and shit yesterday! I would have totally written one about Toni!

Damnit...

 

[dice]

What about for next year?! Can never start getting ready for Christmas to early. Even if this one has yet to happen.

we're likely to be made bankrupt well before then at the rate we're going with this

 

[Curley5959]

Umm was someone meant to contact me about claiming my prize?? Im not in any hurry but I was just wondering..

 

[dice]

it'll happen when the senders are free to do so. Thug and Shaun have moved location and costello's currently in London.

You will be contacted by a member of the staff soon to claim your prize.

 

[Curley5959]

Im in no rush, Im just thrilled to have won something..

 

[ShadowXP]

"BoneMonkeywocky"


'Twas Christmas, and the EOF sighed
Did rickroll and moviename in the place;
All green with glow were the radioactive,
And the braggarts yell in glee.

"Beware the BoneMonkeywocky, my Linkiboy!
The fads that fail, the funnies that flunk
Beware the p1ngpong, and court
The ultimate poet that is science!"

He took his 4chan words in hand:
Long time the TrolleyDave foe he sought—
So rested he by the tinymonkeyt tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in Nude Samus mode he stood,
The BoneMonkeywocky, with trolls of terror,
Came blarghing through the Testing wood,
And gave bad advice as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The 4chan words went FAIL!-POOL'S CLOSED!
He left it banned, and with its bones
He took some fanta back.

"And hast thou slain the BoneMonkeywocky?
Come to my arms, my Orcish boy!
O release day! MaHe! moozxy!"
He ate bacon in his joy.

'Twas Christmas, and the EOF sighed
Did rickroll and moviename in the place;
All chocolate was Xcalibur,
And the braggarts yell in glee.

 

[iPikachu]

why the hell did i click on the r4 1.2 link.. stupid m... i almost had to listen to that..... thing....

 

[Hideous]

I wrote a short one about JPH.

 

[ZzzZilla]

I'm taking this opportunity to to recognize the efforts of a certain GBATemp member everyone here knows. Here's to our little unsung hero, GBATemper!

What? What do you mean you can't read that? Oh my bad, I didn't realize we were all as 1337 as GBATemper. So here's a human-readable version XD

The Night GBATemper's Wish Came True

by ZzzZilla



T’was a boy named GBATemper,
whose name was quite a misnomer.
For thought it made sense at the time,
it was now sadly out of line.

What made this boy very special,
was that he wasn’t a real boy at all.
Whilst the post count of other children grew,
his stayed as flat as bad stew.

But he never once complained,
nor did he let on his secret pain.
Even as old friends left and new acquaintances were met,
he kept posting releases without needing to be thanked.

But on the eve of Christmas two thousand and eight,
things were about to change for dear GBATemper.
While he went about doing his business as usual,
Father Christmas was squeezing his way down a chimney too narrow.

What a sight to behold, that bright red behind emerging,
as GBATemper fearfully sought a place to hide within.
“Fear not! For you have been a good boy for many a year!”,
boomed a voice coughing on cinder dust and tears.

Assured by a face that reminded him of Costello,
he emerged out to the open, just a little callow.
“I know what you’ve been wishing, what you’ve been yearning,
and it’s so overwhelming, this year’s for your rewarding!”

Rummaging through that enormous sack of his,
Santa is engulfed up to his waist before he finally exits.
In his hand, he held an unimpressively thin, white envelope,
“I trust you will like how this develops.”

With a hearty laugh, he pats GBATemper on the back,
before he packs and gathers up his bountiful sack.
He lets himself out and hops onto his sleigh,
and is soon dashing across the night sky, unable to stay.

Having recovered, GBATemper recalls the letter in hand,
which he unfurls and reads right where he stands.
Smiling, he sees it is authorization for the use of an ‘alt’,
tearing, he waves Santa off, hoping to convey how he now felt.

 

[Feels Good Man]

GBAtemp
is the place where to go
everyday I log on
to look for homebrew where they show

Just recently
they have this little mini comp.
they say to talk about a temper
that's when I just hit a stomp

Who shall I talk about?
who is my favourite temper truly?
Oh! I know who to talk about
but he doesn't really know me

I've never talked to him directly
nor did I ever discuss anything with him
But I want to give thanks
Because he makes it easier to be cheatin'

Yes, you've guess it
he is the one and only Narin
the awesome cheat database
makes me warm all within

Without Narin
how could I have played CT so early?
Without that bypass cheat
I would've just gone crazy

Not only that
but I got cheats that were just fun
Like for example
In SM64 where you could go and do a super run

I should stop talking
about what he gives me
When he really does
help more than just three

He makes it easier
for people to get cheats
makes it so much easier
to make us seem "1337"

Now it's Christmas time
I just want to say thanks
if people get new flashcarts this time
I just don't want to hear "i just cant"

Don't want them to say that
when they try to look for codes
I'll just show them Narin
to release that stress load

I have reached the end of my poem
talking about my favourite temper
I would talk about him more
but it's time for supper

Just one final wish
for him and the rest
Merry Christmas everyone
GBAtemp is truly the best

~ jester13

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

ShadowXP: Excellent entry! I love your take on The Jabberwocky.

And Destructobot's is just hilarious.

 

[WildWon]

Wow, i should have looked back through here before i sent my poem in! Some of you cats have AMAZING tallent!

I just did a quick one about a few people here...

---
There once was a Croatian punk
that years ago gave up being drunk
he storms every nation
green with radiation
oh i’d do horrible things to that hunk!

There’s also that cat named Costello
he seems like a decent type fello
He’s got piercing eyes
i mean, thats what i’ve heard, guys!
(psst, i’ve heard he likes to wrestle in Jell-O!)

Hey, what about that there Hadrian?
Didn’t he change his name to Gadrian?
Well i think he had
But he thought it was bad
Cause everyone thought he’s Croatian

Then there’s Tiny, TrollyDave and p1ngpong
dice, Darkheart and joujoudoll
Science and Moozxy
(both of whom are so sexy)
Shit, i cant fit in names of you all!
---

EDIT: OSHI-!!! Destructobot - I didn't read any of these until now, and i just saw that i pretty much copied yours... though i didn't know what yours was. :-\ sorry about that.

 

[PyroJames]

Ode to a GBAtemper
By PyroJames; 04/12/08

What can I say, about this GBAtemper?
Without a doubt, my most favourite forum member.

Loves DS and Wii, and all the games too,
Posts and lurks regularly, not missing a queue.

Plays computer and Xbox, has Playstation 3,
Really a gamer, even loves PSP.

Smart and sharp, funny and clever,
This person truly is, a Temper forever.

Always posting here, has not stopped yet,
A permanent fixture now, at GBAtemp dot net.

So who is this temper, who is this poem to?
Do you really need to ask? This temper is you!​

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

*grin*
Nice one PyroJames. *thumbs up*

WildWon: I like it!
I wouldn't worry about the similarities.
Just how many things can one rhyme with Costello?

 

[Banger]

Here is mine, I did it in like 10 minutes...
Started from a line I did from yesteryear.

Spoiler

Feeling alone
and wanting to cry...
Wish I could be there
by your side...
Oh Hadrian why
must you be on the other side...
Longing to hold you tight
Never letting those bed bugs bite...
I know for sure...
I will not have to worry about those
ghosts at night...
My very own ghostbuster
as a nightlight...
Come on over Hardian
and hold me tight...
We can sip some beer
on a cold cold night...

I just let my fingers do the typing. So do not get the wrong idea

 

[EmperorOfCanada]

Well the contest is over =(

But here was mine

THE CONVERSATION by EmperorOfCanada

Trolleydave: You should put me in a poem!
EmperorOfCanada: Why? Isnt that kinda dumb?
Trolleydave: You could win todays Temp contest...
EmperorOfCanada: Oooo yeah that sounds like fun

Trolleydave: Please? please? please? I'm begging!
EmperorOfCanada: Why should it be bout you?
Trolleydave: Pffffttt you know I am your only friend
EmperorOfCanada: Aw hey now thats not true!

EmperorOfCanada: Theres p1ngp0ng, Orc, Costello
Trolleydave: But they barely know your name...
EmperorOfCanada: What about that Hadrian guy?
Trolleydave: He kinda thinks your lame..

EmperorOfCanada: Okay well howbout Toni?
Trolleydave: Nah dont pick ths mods..
EmperorOfCanada: Think itll stroke their ego?
Trolleydave: Yeah they already think they're gods.

EmperorOfCanada: Why not write about Tinyt
Trolleydave: What, cause shes a chic?
Trolleydave: Trust me, everyone will just assume
Trolleydave: you're thinking with your.. HEY ive got an idea!

EmperorOfCanada: Uh oh, that sounds scary..
EmperorOfCanada: Hmmm well is it something good?
Trolleydave: Just submit this conversation!
EmperorOfCanada: Hey yeah! I guess I could!
* TrolleyDave ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Playing games with my heart)

 

[PyroJames]

*grin*
Nice one PyroJames. *thumbs up*

Thank you, Vulpes. I'm glad you liked it. *thumbs up*