GBAtemp Tempmas Mini-Comp #3

[Orc]

he was once a well known Ghostbuster,
but that career ended, what a bummer.
now with his time he makes us all happy,
whilst he's changing his kids nappies,
informing us with his latest release piece.

Epic.

 

[War]

Dammit, I was gonna write about Toni but so is everyone else D:

 

[Rapfnny]

BoneMonkey ftw

funny

 

[Maikel Steneker]

Dammit, I was gonna write about Toni but so is everyone else D:

I was going to write about Hadrian, but it seems like I wasn't the first either

 

[Curley5959]

hmm, I am never good at poetry at school.. But I might try this arvo..

I want the results before I have to go to school.. Meh, Hate school and its raining..

 

[Osaka]

im going to skip this one. I have too many fav to pick one x3

 

[Law]

Congrats Curley!

The dog that has the antlers on looks pretty sad though :/.

"Silly human, why did he put this on my head? Now all my friends are going to laugh at me!"

 

[gaboumafou]

Entered, but I doubt I got a chance.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

There's no rule against multiple entries, is there?

 

[Curley5959]

Thanks guys.. I have to go now.. School..

 

[Rock Raiyu]

I have the perfect Temper to write about. Hopefully noone takes that person though >.>

 

[Densetsu]

'Tempmas Plutonium Limerickium

There once was a guy named Toni
Who was extremely tall and bony
But don't laugh at the guy
Or you'll get poked in the eye
By his nuclear throbbing baloney (or his hair)

This dude, they say he's bionic
Now isn't that quite ironic?
Bones of steel cold as ice
Yet he's overly nice
And he made the skin Sakuratronic

Toni's actually really quite kinky
He'll stuff certain holes with his pinky
He's a smexy machine
Wanna know what I mean?
Go ahead and click on the linky (don't forget the spoilers!)

Toni is out on a mission
To rule with nuclear fission
And his enemies will cower
In the face of his power
As he wages his war of attrition

So radioactive he could go KA-BLOOIE
And dazzle you with all his tattooies
He's the Boss of the Force
A damn good one of course
And he p0wns over Banjo Kazooie

N00bs ask which flashcart to buy
Oh why do they even try?
The explosion will be loud
As Toni farts a mushroom cloud
By nuclear heat those n00bs'll fry

He may be a little bit psycho
But hey, what's there not to like-o?
He's a mod, you should love it
If not, then just shove it
Or get impaled on a keratinous spike-o

Ask him for ROMs and you'll get hit
And get cut to pieces bit by bit
You may be curious
And ask "y so srs?"
It's 'cause Toni won't stand for that sh*t

Beware his atomic blast-y
I've heard it can be quite nasty
If you post flamebait
You'll be out like '08
And the Rickrolls performed by Rick Astley (new R4 v1.20 firmware here)*

Hot blood flows through his vena cava
So hot it'll burn you like lava
So don't f*ck with the man
Or he'll hit ya with a ban
He's scary, just look at his ava!

I'm honored to be a comrade of Toni's
And not just another one of his cronies
His friends, he will carry
But his enemies, he will bury
Under a pile of Imagine: Ponyz

His exploits have made him a mod
All he needs now is a plutonium rod
He's just and he's fair
And he's got awesome hair
The requirements of a nuclear god

With nuclear powers like the sun
Toni has made the 'Temp even more fun
And so I'm glad to be here
To spread the Christmas cheer
God Toni bless us, every one








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*A VERY ANNOYING Rickroll, do NOT click! It's just there for effect, a nod to the fake R4 firmwares that have popped up, as well as all the Rickrolls we've had this year. It's a tribute to all things that are "soooo 2008," since the year is about to end.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Erm...never mind the multiple entries question.
I think Densetsu has it clenched.

*LMAO*

 

[Rock Raiyu]

~My Favorite Temper~
By Raiyu245

My favorite temper, who can it be?
When this poem is done, then you will see.
He came out of nowhere out of the blue
At first it was only one release is what he had to do

He could have left it, he didn’t have to continue
But no, he even re-created the whole menu!
Was he through? No he sure wasn’t
He continued the work with his helper, probably over a dozen

There were many problems, but he fixed them up for us
So many problems, in school he probably missed the bus
People look forward to his releases, who wouldn’t?
Especially when Nintendo’s prices are somewhere they really shouldn’t.

When it gets released, his fans really cheer
Then he sits back and cracks open a beer
This is the end of my poem, so I will see you later
Of course, my favorite Temper is no other than WiiGator!
​

Not finished just yet. Will submit when done though..

 

[JPH]

my entry:

jph is my favorite temper,
he is so leet,
he makes me cream my pants every time i see
him post

 

[Ferrariman]

We were huddled around the fire, watching waiting.
What a sad “Resistance”.
The wise man bit his lip
I spoke out
“What shall we do?”
The murmur of fear spread throughout the group
The wise man replied,
“We must be strong, and not make him angry”
Then, suddenly, a young boy, with 14 posts yelled
“WHAT FLASHCARD DO I BUY”
Almost instantly, a loud thunderous sound answered.
A Roaring, growling sound emitted from behind our camp.
A young woman yelled
“URZA!”
Suddenly we were running, screaming
The Urza and his followers dashing, screeching
The ground was shaking, my heart was pounding
The Urza tore through the camp
Killing everyone who defied him
“DON’T UPSET TO URZA!”
It was the last thing the wise man said.


It's not really even a poem, I just whipped it up for no reason.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

only one member?
so i cant enter the GBAtemp anthem? (lol jk. its not really the anthem)

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

To The Newcomer

We wish you warm welcome,
and ask you lurk more.
Your e'er urgent questions
have been seen before.

Yes, M3 simply
is now obsolete.
So sorry you just
went and bought it last week.

You will never see
your best Xbox games
on your new handheld console.
There's simply no way.

Please don't ask for Roms.
We'll never oblige.
No matter how you spell it,
or pitch fits and cry.

Our mods and our admins
are without compare.
Maybe if you're quite nice
you can touch Toni's hair.

There's fun to be had here,
if only you try.
But we have to advise you,
the cake is a lie

So welcome to tha 'Temp!
We'll help if we can.
But don't be a troll
or you'll suffer a ban.​

(Couldn't post it right after Densetsu's)

 

[Densetsu]

only one member?
so i cant enter the GBAtemp anthem? (lol jk. its not really the anthem)

Your link wasn't working. Fix'd

 

[tinymonkeyt]

oh, thanks densetsu!