GBAtemp Tempmas Mini-Comp #3

[Penguin]

To The Newcomer

We wish you warm welcome,
and ask you lurk more.
Your e'er urgent questions
have been seen before.

Yes, M3 simply
is now obsolete.
So sorry you just
went and bought it last week.

You will never see
your best Xbox games
on your new handheld console.
There's simply no way.

Please don't ask for Roms.
We'll never oblige.
No matter how you spell it,
or pitch fits and cry.

Our mods and our admins
are without compare.
Maybe if you're quite nice
you can touch Toni's hair.

There's fun to be had here,
if only you try.
But we have to advise you,
the cake is a lie

So welcome to tha 'Temp!
We'll help if we can.
But don't be a troll
or you'll suffer a ban.​

That was awesome! This one has my vote

How long did it take you do do this?

Posts merged

~My Favorite Temper~
By Raiyu245

My favorite temper, who can it be?
When this poem is done, then you will see.
He came out of nowhere out of the blue
At first it was only one release is what he had to do

He could have left it, he didn’t have to continue
But no, he even re-created the whole menu!
Was he through? No he sure wasn’t
He continued the work with his helper, probably over a dozen

There were many problems, but he fixed them up for us
So many problems, in school he probably missed the bus
People look forward to his releases, who wouldn’t?
Especially when Nintendo’s prices are somewhere they really shouldn’t.

When it gets released, his fans really cheer
Then he sits back and cracks open a beer
This is the end of my poem, so I will see you later
Of course, my favorite Temper is no other than WiiGator!

Not finished just yet. Will submit when done though..

Oops, didn't see this one. These last two will make a tight comp

Great job guys

Posts merged

Dam, I keep missing the poems 'cause they keep popping up (sorry I missed yours Densetsu - very creative and clever

)...

Slow down, Tempers!!!

 

[chocaboi]

I Will Be Writing About Narin. (i pronounce it Nair-in)

Oh Mr.Narin who loves to use cheats,
You are the temper that i wanna meet,
Ill invite your moogle and team to my house,
Then we can discuss what kupo's about,
We'll conjure some cheats and piracy-checks,
Like a new pokemon called bulba-chu rex,
Then after we're done I can make kupo-nuts,
So we can dig-in and watch kupo-sluts,
And right after that i hope you have your DS,
So we can have fun and play dragon quest,
But please worry not if you dont have this rom,
For i can link you to romz.com,
After you download Dragon quest 4,
We can both play until we both bore
Im sorry to say this day comes to end,
But i hope that we meet again, my friend.
Good-bye Mr.Narin, your your moogle and crew.
Its time for you to go, now please, Shoo Shoo.

Hope you liked it ~

 

[Canonbeat234]

Congrats on how have participated, many wishes to you.

 

[GameSoul]

I Will Be Writing About Narin. (i pronounce it Nair-in)

Oh Mr.Narin who loves to use cheats,
You are the temper that i wanna meet,
Ill invite your moogle and team to my house,
Then we can discuss what kupo's about,
We'll conjure some cheats and piracy-checks,
Like a new pokemon called bulba-chu rex,
Then after we're done I can make kupo-nuts,
So we can dig-in and watch kupo-sluts,
And right after that i hope you have your DS,
So we can have fun and play dragon quest,
But please worry not if you dont have this rom,
For i can link you to ----,
After you download Dragon quest 4,
We can both play until we both bore
Im sorry to say this day comes to end,
But i hope that we meet again, my friend.
Good-bye Mr.Narin, your your moogle and crew.
Its time for you to go, now please, Shoo Shoo.

Hope you liked it ~

It's great, but you gotta get rid of the rom link before... you know.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Penguin: Thanks man.
and, 20 minutes.

 

[playallday]

Feel free to write about me

!

 

[chocaboi]

umm in my poem, am i allowed to put that grey link you put (Romz.com) in it since its not a real rom site? J.P?

EDIT: and also should i re-send my poem and take the rom site out in the email? or is it ok for the link to be in the email.

 

[Gore]

Damn, I've always wanted a charging station.
Also my poem isn't too great now that I think about it.

 

[playallday]

umm in my poem, am i allowed to put that grey link you put (REMOVED) in it since its not a real rom site? J.P?

EDIT: and also should i re-send my poem and take the rom site out in the email? or is it ok for the link to be in the email.

It IS a real site!

 

[Osaka]

I'm not going to enter but this made me want to make a poem anyways so I made an off topic one =D XD


you're mean to me, and all the others
but it's ok, cause your not my mother

someday ill get back at you
in the town, you call poo

Ill call you to show you something cool
you'll come running, like a fool

but don't you worry where you bound
for there for sure a pitfalls found

F8 then ill quickly spam
as you're stuck in the hole, a pearl in a clam

but don't you worry, once you get out
for ill be gone, dancing about

what is that a coconut I see?
I'll take that, and grow a tree!

you soon find out and call me a thief!
so I quickly bit your arm with my spiky teeth!

I run for the town gate coconut in hand
my hairs coming loose! oh no my band!

I make it back to to Hinamiza
So i take a break to eat pizza.

The story of my first coconut tree
which has now become thirty three

 

[chocaboi]

umm in my poem, am i allowed to put that grey link you put (REMOVED) in it since its not a real rom site? J.P?

EDIT: and also should i re-send my poem and take the rom site out in the email? or is it ok for the link to be in the email.

It IS a real site!

Its a real SITE but not a real ROM site. so wouldnt that be safe on gbatemp?

 

[Law]

umm in my poem, am i allowed to put that grey link you put (REMOVED) in it since its not a real rom site? J.P?

EDIT: and also should i re-send my poem and take the rom site out in the email? or is it ok for the link to be in the email.

It IS a real site!

Its a real SITE but not a real ROM site. so wouldnt that be safe on gbatemp?

It's not even a "real" site. Just wasted space. It's fine as long as it doesn't point to illegal material.

 

[Prophet]

Here's mine, hope it's enjoyed.

Edit: After rereading this I realized, some of these references might fly over peoples heads.
So, I've linked sections to the posts I'm citing.
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“There is time to understand the rest of the world,
Right now just come to know and tame the fire within”
I recall those words as a cherished wisdom unfurled.
I was wayward, lost. He showed where to begin.

Lent me a hand, knowing I was liable to bite.
Proved patience a virtue; helped reign in my pride.
Now I am self-tasked with trying to write,
A poem to the man who helped leash my worst side.

How does one start out? Maybe a joke would do well?
This guy touched me where my essence does dwell.
And yes... some of his pictures do make my pants swell.
It's those blue jeans you see... they'll drive me to hell.
His ass to me? An awesome pillow.

But on to a far more serious note.
This man's life serves to promote,
And define what it means to devote.
Two children he has, and these children he cares for.
I know of men, who have children they are unaware of.
A good father is rare. A great one even rarer.
But to this man I will pay grander due.
Because for his children he serves as mother too.

And I would be lying if I said you weren't missed.
But your reason for absence, none can argue against.
For every dark day you find set upon,
I pray you are granted two softer dawns.

So, of remorse, please feel none.
You just keep on “Getting Things Done.”
Force that dragon you're slaying, to admit you have won.
And when you come back, we'll all still be here
Captivated as ever and ready to cheer:

The temp's brightest light returns once again!
Mthrnite, our treasured friend.

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[redact]

this is my poem about innocent osaka, and chuck the evil theif

osaka's glasses
how they sparkle o so black
in the sun's beauty

she sits pondering
what she'll devour tonight
maybey a small bird?

when suddenly a,
villain comes up from behind
snatching her glasses

with a swift movement
she makes for a side tackle
but misses the theif

she raises her hands
and shouts to the clouds above
why o why? why me?

just an innocent
sitting by her self thinking
she's robbed by a theif

the one christened chuck
chuckstudios they call him
steals to help the poor

a hero of sorts
he bends the law, haters of poor
and steals from evil

it seems like osaka
isn't as innocent now
for evil is her

she plays the sweet girl
but inside is pure hatred
with glasses to match

they cause strife to men
who look the hag in the eyes
and must be destroyed

the hero, young chucky
bravely risking his life to
save many more men

he's the true hero
why can't they see, law thinks not
of the brave chucky

oh no, what is this?
osaka is pissed, she found
our brave heroe's lair

a showdown is fought
between good and evil, for
control of the specs

chuck strikes with a blow
osaka counters quickly
and stabs our hero

what are we to do?
without you, my chucky dead
now the war is lost


"don't fret my dear boy"
"i'm not dead yet, far from it"
"i will best that wench"

with a quick pad mash
he uses his best combo
and kicks her noob ass

"finish him" is heard by
all ocupants of the room
a fatality

osaka, no more
we have succeeded in war
now the snes goes off

what? you didn't know?
it all was a game, what else
from a person so lame?

pay attention to
the theme of the site, meby
next time you'll notice

GBATemp, named
for a reason, gaming site foo!
not medievil


(is haiku)

 

[chuckstudios]

Hell yeah, I killed Osaka! Fatality too. A+++++ would kill again.

 

[Osaka]

Hell yeah, I killed Osaka! Fatality too. A+++++ would kill again.

so mean =(

funny poem though merc XD

 

[Banger]

Just sent mine in. Enjoy Hadrian!


After this comp is done I might post it.

 

[Tweeder]

Here's me entry. Let me know what you guys think. (shrug)

There was this temper named Dice.
He banned me, I didn't find it nice.
I didn't think it was fair.
All I asked for was a RapidShare!

I pouted, I steamed, I cried.
He pointed me to the rules.
With my eyes opened wide, I lied.

With a villainous glow,
I swore I didn't know.
I looked at my post count. I said I was new.
I needed back in. I said I'd help.
I'd post, I'd contribute, I'd even review.

As I awaited his reply, I died.
I kept getting messages saying 'access denied'
I wasn't worried if my posts offends.
I just missed my friends.

There it was, a email, a new communication.
Crap, it was spam, about female lactation.
What can I do? I'm screwed. I'm stuck.
What the hell did I do, to deserve this luck?

I'm missing releases, homebrew and news.
A ban for some abuse with a crappy excuse?
There is was, a holiday miracle.
Dice replied, so nice, so satirical.

He told me I was unbanned. That he was sorry.
He wrote that if it ever happened again,
He'd rape me like Huge Laurie.
And use my ass like a safari.

 

[VISHI SO FISHI]

Yes i have finally finished my Poem , Took me 2 hours to do!

I love these kind of things as i am pretty good at them!lol


oNCE MORE , COMBACK MY LOVE!
ABOUT-BoneMonkey


This night I shall dream of your bedazzling white hair and Monkey-eyes.

This night I shall dream of your bedazzling white hair and Monkey-eyes.
Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous Bone-music,
I long to sip from your Baconful lips.
In my dreams, we fly on the exquisite winged Bacon of BLackness -- skimming vast continents of Bones and Monkeys.
The depths of all the oceans of the universe shall never separate our Bacons.
Brilliant as Eatinging Eats, the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast on chocolate-coated Monkeys and tender Eathearts of love
Adorned in white silk, we pluck our Booming love chimes from our Bones.
I press the Glup that you wear around your neck against my Bone-muffin so that our Bacons melt into one.
You will always be my little Bonemonkey-cakes face, the Monkey of my own Eatinging eye of love​

Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous Bone-music,
I long to sip from your Baconful lips.
In my dreams, we fly on the exquisite winged Bacon of BLackness -- skimming vast continents of Bones and Monkeys.
The depths of all the oceans of the universe shall never separate our Bacons.
Brilliant as Eatinging Eats, the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast on chocolate-coated Monkeys and tender Eathearts of love
Adorned in white silk, we pluck our Booming love chimes from our Bones.
I press the Glup that you wear around your neck against my Bone-muffin so that our Bacons melt into one.
You will always be my little Bonemonkey-cakes face, the Monkey of my own Eatinging eye of love

Posts merged

Here's me entry. Let me know what you guys think. (shrug)

There was this temper named Dice.
He banned me, I didn't find it nice.
I didn't think it was fair.
All I asked for was a RapidShare!

I pouted, I steamed, I cried.
He pointed me to the rules.
With my eyes opened wide, I lied.

With a villainous glow,
I swore I didn't know.
I looked at my post count. I said I was new.
I needed back in. I said I'd help.
I'd post, I'd contribute, I'd even review.

As I awaited his reply, I died.
I kept getting messages saying 'access denied'
I wasn't worried if my posts offends.
I just missed my friends.

There it was, a email, a new communication.
Crap, it was spam, about female lactation.
What can I do? I'm screwed. I'm stuck.
What the hell did I do, to deserve this luck?

I'm missing releases, homebrew and news.
A ban for some abuse with a crappy excuse?
There is was, a holiday miracle.
Dice replied, so nice, so satirical.

He told me I was unbanned. That he was sorry.
He wrote that if it ever happened again,
He'd rape me like Huge Laurie.
And use my ass like a safari.

Great stuff mate!, but the last 3 paragraphs are a bit "Meh"...

 

[Tweeder]

Great stuff mate!, but the last 3 paragraphs are a bit "Meh"...

Define what you mean a bit more. I thought it actually got better as it got further in.