Edit- I see Tom Bombadildo has got some stuff going on but I will leave mine up.
I am not sure I can get to 12 at this point though I suppose we had better start a list. Now the farmyard stuff is relatively timeless (well timeless if you use something other than geological time) so I am not sure if we should go well known members (poke around some of the old testing are/eof stuff pertaining to the forum if you fancy having some memories come flooding back), broad archetypes, many of which are timeless, or some combination of the two.
I rate neither my art skills, my voicework or my flash/JS/php skills well enough to be of any great help here. I would hold the proper handle pull is a must- searching for that video I saw a few newer ones that were twist to chosen animal and push the button which is not on.
List, I am avoiding recognisable members for the time being and avoiding being too cruel but the latter is an active effort
Pokefiend. Whether we extend this to kingdom hearts or not remains to be debated. - "pokemon has changed since the first games"?
[TBD]- "Where do I get ROMZ?".
Irrational fanboy - my identical console is superior to your identical console? Needs serious work I think. Something about sales numbers perhaps?
Do any of the mods have a suitable catchphrase at this point- banhammer followed by pithy remark could work.
Weeaboo - Watashi wa nihongo ga hanasemasen chan. Alternatively Dabingu wa orokamonodesu kun or Watashi no nihongo fukikae wa doko ni arimasu ka shi.
[usn] - Let the pundemic begin.
I am sure Guild's choice quotes or your own list could provide something nice, read in proper nasal tones. Random list might work well too.
Neophyte 3ds hacker -What if, what if, what if, what if
Kpop fan- [anything- just autotune it to the point of inaudibility]. Not sure if this warrants its own entry as they seem to have died off.
I dare say a programmable version of this has "see n say" generator potential. Indeed a
https://hacks.mozilla.org/2012/11/popcorn-maker-1-0-released-how-it-works/ version might be a nice learning project for that.