Fuck Me

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Gore, Nov 23, 2012.

Fuck Me

by Gore Nov 23, 2012 at 4:54 AM 1,148 Views 31 replies
  1. Gore
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    Gore GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    I'm leaving GBAtemp. For real now. This is an attempt to gain attention or some shit, this is not meant to be a joke. I am leaving this place, and hopefully forever, I can't take this anymore.

    Let me explain, when I joined GBAtemp back in '07 I was looking for help with my Supercard DSone (And I got quick and accurate answers, thanks) and I was called a new member, an up and coming poster and I gained up a 20% warn in no time. Those were the times, but now, all of that is gone.

    I used to have friends here, but then they both got banned and I never heard from them again. (gee, you know, when I put it like that, we must not have been great friends to begin with...)

    I used to have fun in the Testing Area, but then some shitty moderator came in and renamed it to the Edge of the Forums and it instantly turned into shit. Many people complained why the Testing Area became so shit. Well, they dug their own grave. I decided to cheer up the temp a little bit, by leaving for a while. Even though it was very popular, and the forum was really happy without me, I wasn't even mentioned in the GBAtemp Missing Members threads due to corruption inside the sphere (I'm looking at you, R4DS Man). So, I decided to come back.

    And then GBAtemp got hacked by JPH. I wasn't surprised by this, because I am a Doctor Scientist Astronaut Cowboy from the future with extensive knowledge of all things. Of course, instead of fixing the goddamn problem from occurring again, the staff decided to change from MedalsTemp to NoMedalsTemp. Everything that was GBAtemp for me had disappeared. Medals, medals, medals, medals, and even medals. All of it - gone. For what? Well, in order to pay $1,500 less every year. I tried to get used to it, I really did, but I couldn't. Everything I worked for, my fucking medals and post count, fucking gone. Didn't you know that the more medals you had, the bigger your penis is?! I have no dick left! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY FUCKING MEDALS!!! You're about to tell me that I'm not funny.. Well, this isn't a fucking joke, there is absolutely no fucking funny here. Point out to me one thing that couldn't have been done in the Testing Area that can be done in the EOF. But, actually, there's no reason to waste your time on doing that, since I have already left this thread to some other thread.
    Every time I visit GBAtemp, there's always a shitty BoneMonkey vs Orc photoshops thread or TrolleyDave vs WildWon back and forth in guess the movie and etc. You all disgust me. You guys killed GBAtemp for me.

    Thank you GBAtemp, you were great. R.I.P 2002-2012.

    Also you know how most people do "thank you's" to people they knew when making a leaving thread? Well I'm about to give out "fuck you's".

    Fuck you for banning BoneMonkey
    Fuck you for not asking more questions when I had a know your temps thread
    Fuck you for always posting really hard obscure movies that I can't guess
    Fuck you for not liking this post
    Fuck you for adding likes to GBAtemp
    Fuck you for not fucking me
    And fuck you if you say bad things about me and my thread
     
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  2. Vulpes Abnocto

    Vulpes Abnocto Drinks, Knows Things

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    Fuck me.....please?
     
  3. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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  5. Gore
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    Gore GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Since I left GBAtemp I've been on the run from the authorities. I used shoe polish to carefully darken my face, neck, and hands. I stuffed a tampon up my nose and altered my posture to make myself appear 6 inches shorter. I disguised myself as a travelling merchant and even fooled an AP reporter
     
  6. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    But did you change your socks? Those hounds are better trained nowadays. They can sniff out the IP addresses of your socks from 7 proxies over.
     
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  7. TwinRetro

    TwinRetro Global Moderator

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    Good luck! I'm behind 7...FUCK!
     
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  8. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    I don't know why but I feel as if AlanJohn was srsbznzs
     
  9. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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  10. SinHarvest24

    SinHarvest24 Shiroyasha

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    Pokemon sucks!!
     
  11. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    i disagree
     
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  12. SinHarvest24

    SinHarvest24 Shiroyasha

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. DJPlace

    DJPlace P!ssed OFF Pyscho of GBA!!

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    ok... i think i just stubed my toe on a landmine...
     
  14. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. DJPlace

    DJPlace P!ssed OFF Pyscho of GBA!!

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    i delcare this topic now a debate between if pokemon sucks or not and it does not it suck and it never will.
     
  16. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Fuck this pokemon shit, guys.

    You've got '07 Testing Area quality material here, and you start discussing about Pokémon and how crappy it is now?

    The EoF is shit because of stuff like this! :angry:

    *slams door*
     
  17. Fear Zoa

    Fear Zoa Still Alive

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    *opens door*
    You forgot your ds, it appears to have Pokemon in it as well.....weird
     
  18. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Sorry, pal. Haven't played Pokémon since Gen 3.
     
  19. Fear Zoa

    Fear Zoa Still Alive

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    *shrugs*
    Free ds then!

    (Gen 3 was the best by the way)
     
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  20. DoubleeDee

    DoubleeDee GBAtemp Regular

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    Hey gaiz.