I'm leaving GBAtemp. For real now. This is an attempt to gain attention or some shit, this is not meant to be a joke. I am leaving this place, and hopefully forever, I can't take this anymore.
Let me explain, when I joined GBAtemp back in '07 I was looking for help with my Supercard DSone (And I got quick and accurate answers, thanks) and I was called a new member, an up and coming poster and I gained up a 20% warn in no time. Those were the times, but now, all of that is gone.
I used to have friends here, but then they both got banned and I never heard from them again. (gee, you know, when I put it like that, we must not have been great friends to begin with...)
I used to have fun in the Testing Area, but then some shitty moderator came in and renamed it to the Edge of the Forums and it instantly turned into shit. Many people complained why the Testing Area became so shit. Well, they dug their own grave. I decided to cheer up the temp a little bit, by leaving for a while. Even though it was very popular, and the forum was really happy without me, I wasn't even mentioned in the GBAtemp Missing Members threads due to corruption inside the sphere (I'm looking at you, R4DS Man). So, I decided to come back.
And then GBAtemp got hacked by JPH. I wasn't surprised by this, because I am a Doctor Scientist Astronaut Cowboy from the future with extensive knowledge of all things. Of course, instead of fixing the goddamn problem from occurring again, the staff decided to change from MedalsTemp to NoMedalsTemp. Everything that was GBAtemp for me had disappeared. Medals, medals, medals, medals, and even medals. All of it - gone. For what? Well, in order to pay $1,500 less every year. I tried to get used to it, I really did, but I couldn't. Everything I worked for, my fucking medals and post count, fucking gone. Didn't you know that the more medals you had, the bigger your penis is?! I have no dick left! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY FUCKING MEDALS!!! You're about to tell me that I'm not funny.. Well, this isn't a fucking joke, there is absolutely no fucking funny here. Point out to me one thing that couldn't have been done in the Testing Area that can be done in the EOF. But, actually, there's no reason to waste your time on doing that, since I have already left this thread to some other thread.
Every time I visit GBAtemp, there's always a shitty BoneMonkey vs Orc photoshops thread or TrolleyDave vs WildWon back and forth in guess the movie and etc. You all disgust me. You guys killed GBAtemp for me.
Thank you GBAtemp, you were great. R.I.P 2002-2012.
Also you know how most people do "thank you's" to people they knew when making a leaving thread? Well I'm about to give out "fuck you's".
Fuck you for banning BoneMonkey
Fuck you for not asking more questions when I had a know your temps thread
Fuck you for always posting really hard obscure movies that I can't guess
Fuck you for not liking this post
Fuck you for adding likes to GBAtemp
Fuck you for not fucking me
And fuck you if you say bad things about me and my thread
Let me explain, when I joined GBAtemp back in '07 I was looking for help with my Supercard DSone (And I got quick and accurate answers, thanks) and I was called a new member, an up and coming poster and I gained up a 20% warn in no time. Those were the times, but now, all of that is gone.
I used to have friends here, but then they both got banned and I never heard from them again. (gee, you know, when I put it like that, we must not have been great friends to begin with...)
I used to have fun in the Testing Area, but then some shitty moderator came in and renamed it to the Edge of the Forums and it instantly turned into shit. Many people complained why the Testing Area became so shit. Well, they dug their own grave. I decided to cheer up the temp a little bit, by leaving for a while. Even though it was very popular, and the forum was really happy without me, I wasn't even mentioned in the GBAtemp Missing Members threads due to corruption inside the sphere (I'm looking at you, R4DS Man). So, I decided to come back.
And then GBAtemp got hacked by JPH. I wasn't surprised by this, because I am a Doctor Scientist Astronaut Cowboy from the future with extensive knowledge of all things. Of course, instead of fixing the goddamn problem from occurring again, the staff decided to change from MedalsTemp to NoMedalsTemp. Everything that was GBAtemp for me had disappeared. Medals, medals, medals, medals, and even medals. All of it - gone. For what? Well, in order to pay $1,500 less every year. I tried to get used to it, I really did, but I couldn't. Everything I worked for, my fucking medals and post count, fucking gone. Didn't you know that the more medals you had, the bigger your penis is?! I have no dick left! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY FUCKING MEDALS!!! You're about to tell me that I'm not funny.. Well, this isn't a fucking joke, there is absolutely no fucking funny here. Point out to me one thing that couldn't have been done in the Testing Area that can be done in the EOF. But, actually, there's no reason to waste your time on doing that, since I have already left this thread to some other thread.
Every time I visit GBAtemp, there's always a shitty BoneMonkey vs Orc photoshops thread or TrolleyDave vs WildWon back and forth in guess the movie and etc. You all disgust me. You guys killed GBAtemp for me.
Thank you GBAtemp, you were great. R.I.P 2002-2012.
Also you know how most people do "thank you's" to people they knew when making a leaving thread? Well I'm about to give out "fuck you's".
Fuck you for banning BoneMonkey
Fuck you for not asking more questions when I had a know your temps thread
Fuck you for always posting really hard obscure movies that I can't guess
Fuck you for not liking this post
Fuck you for adding likes to GBAtemp
Fuck you for not fucking me
And fuck you if you say bad things about me and my thread
